If I join a group, it isn’t long before I am standing all alone. When I say hello to someone, they say good-by. People say things be hind my back, then say they didn’t say that. My parrot is paranoid, My dog can't see or hear me and he has lifted his leg to pee in my shoe, my wife says, get lost. My kids all look up at the sky when I am around.
The rain gets me wet, when I am in-doors and the snow makes me cold. My car won’t start and if it does, it won’t go. The lady next door won’t let me spent a night at her house. My credit card has been reclaimed, my youth disappeared long ago. I have a collection of US Postage stamps that are no good.
The little girl across the street says my ass belongs to her as my cat jumped her cat. The neighbor says, the ice and snow in her yard belongs to me and wants me to move it. The army said I was too damn old, my eye sight and hearing are gone and the Navy said I was too young for the new Navy. The IRS says I owe them money and the bank says I don’t have any money in their bank.
Eagles are roosting in my trees and craping on my sidewalks. If I go into a business place using the front door, they show me the way to the back door. My micro wave now has a coin slot for silver dollars and refrigerator thinks it is a Micro wave oven. The tooth fairy ask for the return of all coins that she has left for all those passed years. The city sent me a bill for money that I never put in a parking meter. My mother says, she has never seen me before and she has Dad locked in the wood shed with a ball and chaine around his anklies.
My sister married a guy that has no brains or teeth, hair, eyes or ears and you can’t tell his front from his back. There is a question if he is even a guy or not. But the certificate of marriage was signed by someone called FooPoo. Finn. He claims to be a citizen of, and the owner of a sand bar on the Ississippi.
I haven’t had anyone touch or feel my body for so long, I decided to go out to the Air Port and have the security people run me through the works, When I got there, they refused to do a full body scan and absolutely refused to do a pat me down, pat me up or a pat sideways. Then they called the Sanitation dept. and had them escort me off of the grounds. But when they put me in a plastic bag, They made me mad and I’m going back with heavy equipment, “Bertha 402 and Bessie 469” and that's not their ages. They ( the security people ) ask for trouble and these two are the ones that can give it to them.
And How ( If I may ask ) is your day going ?
By; Ben R
11/27/2010
The rain gets me wet, when I am in-doors and the snow makes me cold. My car won’t start and if it does, it won’t go. The lady next door won’t let me spent a night at her house. My credit card has been reclaimed, my youth disappeared long ago. I have a collection of US Postage stamps that are no good.
The little girl across the street says my ass belongs to her as my cat jumped her cat. The neighbor says, the ice and snow in her yard belongs to me and wants me to move it. The army said I was too damn old, my eye sight and hearing are gone and the Navy said I was too young for the new Navy. The IRS says I owe them money and the bank says I don’t have any money in their bank.
Eagles are roosting in my trees and craping on my sidewalks. If I go into a business place using the front door, they show me the way to the back door. My micro wave now has a coin slot for silver dollars and refrigerator thinks it is a Micro wave oven. The tooth fairy ask for the return of all coins that she has left for all those passed years. The city sent me a bill for money that I never put in a parking meter. My mother says, she has never seen me before and she has Dad locked in the wood shed with a ball and chaine around his anklies.
My sister married a guy that has no brains or teeth, hair, eyes or ears and you can’t tell his front from his back. There is a question if he is even a guy or not. But the certificate of marriage was signed by someone called FooPoo. Finn. He claims to be a citizen of, and the owner of a sand bar on the Ississippi.
I haven’t had anyone touch or feel my body for so long, I decided to go out to the Air Port and have the security people run me through the works, When I got there, they refused to do a full body scan and absolutely refused to do a pat me down, pat me up or a pat sideways. Then they called the Sanitation dept. and had them escort me off of the grounds. But when they put me in a plastic bag, They made me mad and I’m going back with heavy equipment, “Bertha 402 and Bessie 469” and that's not their ages. They ( the security people ) ask for trouble and these two are the ones that can give it to them.
And How ( If I may ask ) is your day going ?
By; Ben R
11/27/2010
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