Is a hand full of nothing better than a empty hand full of nothing? This is not an easy question, it’s like asking, is a bird in the hand better than two birds in the bush.
What you are being asked, is: are you are so full of empty space in your head, that this could be so important to you, what difference would it make. A bird in your hand, is a hand that need to be washed. And if that stuff won’t wash off, you might need a skin graft or learn to live with a hand that looks dirty.
It’s best not to mess around with birds, mice, hamsters or things that crawl, get your self a cat or a little dog and have a friend that is truly a friend, and will appreciate all that you do for them.
In the span of ones life, you are asked questions that really don’t have an answer. That old one, Who cam first, the chicken or the egg or why did the chicken cross the road. You might like to know that I have always been interested in the subject, so I done some research on the matter. I went straight to the chickens and ask them these questions. After visiting in many coops and places where chickens are found,
Here listed below are some questions asked and answers received.
1. Q; Why did the chicken cross the road? A; What road?
2. Q; What came first, the chicken or the Egg? First you have to know, can an egg
lay an egg? Can a chicken lay an egg? There is your answer………….
3. Question to the Rooster: why did you cross the road? A; That’s where the Hens were.
4. “ “ Hen “ “ A; For Food, water & sex.
5. “ “ Hen “ “ A; The fox was after me.
6. “ “ Hen “ “ A; To visit my friends,
7. “ “ Hen “ “ A: I needed a Pass Port and that’s
where the court house is:
8. “ “ Hen “ “ A; Playing a game of hide & seek.
9. ” “ Hen “ “ A; I was going to a Hen party .
10. “ “ Rooster “ “ A; For the Hen fight.
11, “ “ Rooster “ “ A; To place a bet on the fight,
12. “ “ Rooster Patrol “ “ A; To stop the fight…………
14. “ “ Rooster “ “ A; I drove the hospital ambulance.
15. “ “ Hen “ “ A; I was the nurse in the ambulance.
16. “ “ Cat “ “ A: I wanted to know what was going on.
17. “ “ The Fox “ “ A; Are you stupid or something ?
18. “ “ Hen “ “ A; I can’t remember.
19. “ “ Hen “ “ A; Yes, I will marry you!
20. “ “ Hen “ “ A; Let me think a minute.
21. “ “ Rooster “ “ A; To retrieve my comb.
22. “ “ Wel-fare “ “ A: Take a number and wait.
23. “ “ Driver’s renewal “ “ A; We need more information!
24. “ “ The horse and buggy man “ A; what red light? My horse can’t read
and I am color blind!
25. “ “ The old Hen “ “ A: I did too signal with my arm out.
26. “ “ The Ship’s captain “ “ A: What, where, when, who said?
27. “ “ Hen “ “ A: Honestly, it wasn’t my fault!
28. “ “ Rooster “ “ A: I love to experience danger.
29. “ “ Hen “ “ A; Someone was calling me!
30. “ “ To the explorer “ “ A; I got lost and didn’t have a map!
31, “ “ To the Old , old, old Hen “ A; I’ll cross it whenever I want to, so get
out of my way. Or Else.!!!!
32, “ “ Mexican Hen “ “ A: Me No Speak English,,,,,,,,,,,,
By; BenR.
12-2-2010
What you are being asked, is: are you are so full of empty space in your head, that this could be so important to you, what difference would it make. A bird in your hand, is a hand that need to be washed. And if that stuff won’t wash off, you might need a skin graft or learn to live with a hand that looks dirty.
It’s best not to mess around with birds, mice, hamsters or things that crawl, get your self a cat or a little dog and have a friend that is truly a friend, and will appreciate all that you do for them.
In the span of ones life, you are asked questions that really don’t have an answer. That old one, Who cam first, the chicken or the egg or why did the chicken cross the road. You might like to know that I have always been interested in the subject, so I done some research on the matter. I went straight to the chickens and ask them these questions. After visiting in many coops and places where chickens are found,
Here listed below are some questions asked and answers received.
1. Q; Why did the chicken cross the road? A; What road?
2. Q; What came first, the chicken or the Egg? First you have to know, can an egg
lay an egg? Can a chicken lay an egg? There is your answer………….
3. Question to the Rooster: why did you cross the road? A; That’s where the Hens were.
4. “ “ Hen “ “ A; For Food, water & sex.
5. “ “ Hen “ “ A; The fox was after me.
6. “ “ Hen “ “ A; To visit my friends,
7. “ “ Hen “ “ A: I needed a Pass Port and that’s
where the court house is:
8. “ “ Hen “ “ A; Playing a game of hide & seek.
9. ” “ Hen “ “ A; I was going to a Hen party .
10. “ “ Rooster “ “ A; For the Hen fight.
11, “ “ Rooster “ “ A; To place a bet on the fight,
12. “ “ Rooster Patrol “ “ A; To stop the fight…………
14. “ “ Rooster “ “ A; I drove the hospital ambulance.
15. “ “ Hen “ “ A; I was the nurse in the ambulance.
16. “ “ Cat “ “ A: I wanted to know what was going on.
17. “ “ The Fox “ “ A; Are you stupid or something ?
18. “ “ Hen “ “ A; I can’t remember.
19. “ “ Hen “ “ A; Yes, I will marry you!
20. “ “ Hen “ “ A; Let me think a minute.
21. “ “ Rooster “ “ A; To retrieve my comb.
22. “ “ Wel-fare “ “ A: Take a number and wait.
23. “ “ Driver’s renewal “ “ A; We need more information!
24. “ “ The horse and buggy man “ A; what red light? My horse can’t read
and I am color blind!
25. “ “ The old Hen “ “ A: I did too signal with my arm out.
26. “ “ The Ship’s captain “ “ A: What, where, when, who said?
27. “ “ Hen “ “ A: Honestly, it wasn’t my fault!
28. “ “ Rooster “ “ A: I love to experience danger.
29. “ “ Hen “ “ A; Someone was calling me!
30. “ “ To the explorer “ “ A; I got lost and didn’t have a map!
31, “ “ To the Old , old, old Hen “ A; I’ll cross it whenever I want to, so get
out of my way. Or Else.!!!!
32, “ “ Mexican Hen “ “ A: Me No Speak English,,,,,,,,,,,,
By; BenR.
12-2-2010
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