She made a confession to me, but I’m not sworn to secrecy.
It was so good that I am going to pass it on to you and you. Have any of you husbands ever driven you wife somewhere and she told you to stop at the grocery store as she had to pick up a few things. This happened every time I drive her to an appointment or the post office or a matter of fact, anywhere. Now if there is something that I care less about then walking up and down isles, I don’t know what it could be. Her last words are always, “I be just a few minutes”
One hour passes than one and a half hours pass and I give her another fifteen minutes, then I go into the store to find . I go all the way around the isles and look up or down every inside isle and she is not there, I back track and look again, but she is not in the store, I thin k to myself, she must have went out as I was coming in. So back to the parking loti go, and get in my car, the little dog was excited to see me, but no women is there. Finally two hours later, here she comes from the other direction and says to me, ”Am I late?” So much steam has filled the car that all the window are now foggy.
I say “ Never again – Never again” I should have learned this lesion by now. Next time you drive your self. Now she gets mad and I am being stared at with daggers. She doesn’t say another word on the way home, but I know she boiling! When we get home, she lets go, and it takes hours before she stops. Later she says, I’m sorry Honey, and wants to kiss and make up. But not me, Now it’s my turn and I am going to have my say. Well, the little dog finally comes out from behind the couch and treads lightly. Believe me, I really can’t say the number of times this has happened to me before.
Now the confession, She drives herself to Wall- mart. Goes in and does her shopping and leaves the store. Now where did she park that car, she can’t see it anywhere. She pushes the shopping cart up and down each row of cars, but can’t locate it. Back into the store, she finds a telephone and calls a taxi.
Not saying a word to me. She gets someone to drive her over to he parking lot at 11;30 at night, when I am asleep in bed, she is thinking, there will be fewer cars in the lot and she can find hers ! Some times that works, and I never hear about it. I know of another time, when I drove her to a store, she always come out of the store and not remember when the car was. How many times in ones life can a person do that before they learn?
It was so good that I am going to pass it on to you and you. Have any of you husbands ever driven you wife somewhere and she told you to stop at the grocery store as she had to pick up a few things. This happened every time I drive her to an appointment or the post office or a matter of fact, anywhere. Now if there is something that I care less about then walking up and down isles, I don’t know what it could be. Her last words are always, “I be just a few minutes”
One hour passes than one and a half hours pass and I give her another fifteen minutes, then I go into the store to find . I go all the way around the isles and look up or down every inside isle and she is not there, I back track and look again, but she is not in the store, I thin k to myself, she must have went out as I was coming in. So back to the parking loti go, and get in my car, the little dog was excited to see me, but no women is there. Finally two hours later, here she comes from the other direction and says to me, ”Am I late?” So much steam has filled the car that all the window are now foggy.
I say “ Never again – Never again” I should have learned this lesion by now. Next time you drive your self. Now she gets mad and I am being stared at with daggers. She doesn’t say another word on the way home, but I know she boiling! When we get home, she lets go, and it takes hours before she stops. Later she says, I’m sorry Honey, and wants to kiss and make up. But not me, Now it’s my turn and I am going to have my say. Well, the little dog finally comes out from behind the couch and treads lightly. Believe me, I really can’t say the number of times this has happened to me before.
Now the confession, She drives herself to Wall- mart. Goes in and does her shopping and leaves the store. Now where did she park that car, she can’t see it anywhere. She pushes the shopping cart up and down each row of cars, but can’t locate it. Back into the store, she finds a telephone and calls a taxi.
Not saying a word to me. She gets someone to drive her over to he parking lot at 11;30 at night, when I am asleep in bed, she is thinking, there will be fewer cars in the lot and she can find hers ! Some times that works, and I never hear about it. I know of another time, when I drove her to a store, she always come out of the store and not remember when the car was. How many times in ones life can a person do that before they learn?
By: Ben R.
Feb. 19, 11
Feb. 19, 11
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