Women are a lot like Cats, You never know what they are going to do and you can’t trust them for a moment. Men are like mice, they don’t know when they are in danger and never make plans for the future.
A cat thinks she owns everything and knows all there is to know. Mice have a nest in the wall and often has little ones there. Cats will cross a street anytime they want and the mouse will check to see if it is safe to cross, then run like hell.
A dog will stop to do his thing, where ever, and cares less what the others might think. It is said that Cats have nine lives and Mice only one! Dogs will chase a cat, and Cats will go up a tree. But dogs will not chase a Mouse, they just lay there and watch them. Dogs only chase Men. women and cats. Dogs will warn you of a fire, protect you from harm and sat with you when you sit down to eat.
Cats will pee in your shoes so they won’t burn. Mice will travel light, so they don’t have much stuff to move, when looking for a new home. Men will set back and drink beer and watch the fire burn, and the fire-men, that are trying to put it out. Women is already talking to the Insurance people about the fire.
Mice, leave behind small droppings and Cats hide their droppings in a litter box, for you to take care of. Then she cleans her claws on the fabrics of the furniture. Women will go into a small room and only God knows what goes on in there. Unless you peek, did you ? Then they will spend hours having someone else clean and polish their nails.
A dog will jump in the bath tub with you and comes out clean. Cats rarely take a bath, You need to have a glass tank full of warm water, suds and good smelling stuff, with a lid that closes tightly. Open the lid, toss the cat into the tank and close the lid. really fast. When you think the cat is clean, Drain the water from the tank, toss in a few towels and turn on the largest fan you have, to dry the cat. Let them run, you can catch them later and brush.
Do not put a Cats, in the toilet stool and flush, to get them clean. They will scratch the finish off of the inside of the stool and sometime will clog the drain. Be on guard, you never know what a cat will do next. It’s a known fact that a dogs will keep you warmer at night than a cat or a mouse.
Mouse droppings make a excellent garnish for Rice dishes, Salads and Casseroles. Cats own the world, dogs have a marked territory, Mice have the run of the house and thousands of cousins that come to dinner.
No man fears a mouse, Dogs have no fear, Cats fear Dogs and Man, Everyone fears women, even if they won’t admit it!
By; Ben R.
April 12,2011
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