Sunday, I went on a company picnic, met a pretty girl, spent the night with her.
Monday morning, I met a guy who said he was her husband,
I should be able to see again in a couple of days!
Tuesday, I learned how to Hang glide, and Crash.
Two weeks later I was discharged from the hospital.
That Wednesday, I bought Motor Coach.
Thursday, I was locating places that I wanted to visit and learned that they were all closed for the season .
Friday morning, I sold the motor coach. That afternoon I tried to join a book club.
Library wanted $ 50.00 for membership and three dollar deposit on each book.
Saturday I decided to wait for the movies to come out.
Saturday night I was taken to jail for being drunk and disorderly.
Sunday morning, the people at church acted like they knew something that I didn’t !
Monday morning, went back to work, found that I had no job! .
A new girl was hired to replace me.
Maybe a Pet would help!
By; Ben R.
May 5, 2011
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