There is always someone that knows all the answers. Some will even answer the question before it is asked. People like this are smart asses and have no idea what is being discussed. We all know people like this, they are the same ones that will read a report to a group, and will call attention to every misspelled word or say there should have been a comma, or some other mark of distinction at certain places in a sentence. Yeah, we all know people like this!
I wonder, who decided which side of a persons body would be right or left? Who decided which was going to be the front or the back? And how about up and down? I for one, have never seen any information like this anywhere, have you? Not even in the Bible.. Who named the animals of the world. Who said that a Saber tooth was a Cat? I always took things for granted, that things were what others call them. I have no reason to doubt that they knew these thing to be true. That is until I married and my brain was turned around and replaced up-side down, or was it down side up?
Once you start to doubt things, you will never be sure of anything again. It is said that God made man first and then made women. But woman said: that is not true, she was there at the time and assisted God with the creation of man, God made the Cat , than the Dog and then Man.
Man had the ability to find pretty stones and other shinny things and used them to attract women and she was soon eating out of the man’s hand. You can see that man was tricky, but woman was a faster learner. Woman was having a man doing things for her when man never knew what was going on and it is still that way today.
There is being dumb, and dumber and both are man. Woman are soft, cool and smooth and lets man feel the softness, smoothness and how cool her flesh is. She also smells nice, like flowers fresh rain and the fresh smell of wind. She knows that this will excite man and the more excited he gets, the more the woman gains. Nature made most things just for the woman, even before God made man and he also was made for woman!
The deck was stacked from the first hour. You never had a chance and you never will. Drink your Beer and let the gas go where it will. Work your fingers to the bone and maybe you will get to be close to her. She wiggles and you fall, she smiles and you give in, she says jump and over the edge you go!
I wonder, who decided which side of a persons body would be right or left? Who decided which was going to be the front or the back? And how about up and down? I for one, have never seen any information like this anywhere, have you? Not even in the Bible.. Who named the animals of the world. Who said that a Saber tooth was a Cat? I always took things for granted, that things were what others call them. I have no reason to doubt that they knew these thing to be true. That is until I married and my brain was turned around and replaced up-side down, or was it down side up?
Once you start to doubt things, you will never be sure of anything again. It is said that God made man first and then made women. But woman said: that is not true, she was there at the time and assisted God with the creation of man, God made the Cat , than the Dog and then Man.
Man had the ability to find pretty stones and other shinny things and used them to attract women and she was soon eating out of the man’s hand. You can see that man was tricky, but woman was a faster learner. Woman was having a man doing things for her when man never knew what was going on and it is still that way today.
There is being dumb, and dumber and both are man. Woman are soft, cool and smooth and lets man feel the softness, smoothness and how cool her flesh is. She also smells nice, like flowers fresh rain and the fresh smell of wind. She knows that this will excite man and the more excited he gets, the more the woman gains. Nature made most things just for the woman, even before God made man and he also was made for woman!
The deck was stacked from the first hour. You never had a chance and you never will. Drink your Beer and let the gas go where it will. Work your fingers to the bone and maybe you will get to be close to her. She wiggles and you fall, she smiles and you give in, she says jump and over the edge you go!
But why, who said: and why do you believer all this crap? If you think man knows about all this stuff, you are wrong. I never know what I am talking about. I know women read and sometimes she reads stuff that I write, and I know my life will last longer and I will have less problems if I say what they want me to say. I was a slow learner, but I got the message in the end and it still hurts!
Okay Honey, is this okay this time?
Okay Honey, is this okay this time?
By; Ben R.
July 19, 2011
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