When you put butter on a peeled banana, you can’t hold on to it. It keeps slipping out of your hand !.
Did you know, Trying to pick up a banana with pliers is like trying to get a drink of water with a fork!
Did you know, that the outer part of a banana will clean pencil marks off a wall !
Have you seen or tried the new style shoe for women. It just sticks on the bottom of your foot and is really affordable. And you can get them in colors.
Did you know, if you can’t whistle, you can buy a can full of whistle?
Have you ever put you foot in your mouth to bite your toe nails ?
Never ,never twist the tail of an animal or tell a tale you didn’t understand.
It is dangerous to try to milk a goat with cold hands and don’t try to clean a swimming pool when there is a goat around!
Above all, “never play Poker with a Goat named Betty”.
Frozen grapes make good marbles. Over ripe ones, are used for Juice and paint thinner.
Want to look in this, hole in the fence , Hole in the…. Well you knew better! Now do you want to smell my flower, maybe pull on my finger? Can I take off my shoes and walk on your body?
With some onion juice, you can win every time. and never use gasoline or turpentine on a open wound or a cats ass! Use the paint thinner! Milk goes in the other end..
Wishing on a star is nonsense, Toss your money in the well !
Food is fat, Fat is big, Big is slow, Slow is weak, A weak is a day short of seven, Eat out, it saves time and the methane is free.
There are more men and more women and Mormon’s with more wives and children. And Jeff’s is in prison for life. Will the church still pay ? Stand clear, help is on the way. Over under and on the top. Lord have mercy
Did you know, Trying to pick up a banana with pliers is like trying to get a drink of water with a fork!
Did you know, that the outer part of a banana will clean pencil marks off a wall !
Have you seen or tried the new style shoe for women. It just sticks on the bottom of your foot and is really affordable. And you can get them in colors.
Did you know, if you can’t whistle, you can buy a can full of whistle?
Have you ever put you foot in your mouth to bite your toe nails ?
Never ,never twist the tail of an animal or tell a tale you didn’t understand.
It is dangerous to try to milk a goat with cold hands and don’t try to clean a swimming pool when there is a goat around!
Above all, “never play Poker with a Goat named Betty”.
Frozen grapes make good marbles. Over ripe ones, are used for Juice and paint thinner.
Want to look in this, hole in the fence , Hole in the…. Well you knew better! Now do you want to smell my flower, maybe pull on my finger? Can I take off my shoes and walk on your body?
With some onion juice, you can win every time. and never use gasoline or turpentine on a open wound or a cats ass! Use the paint thinner! Milk goes in the other end..
Wishing on a star is nonsense, Toss your money in the well !
Food is fat, Fat is big, Big is slow, Slow is weak, A weak is a day short of seven, Eat out, it saves time and the methane is free.
There are more men and more women and Mormon’s with more wives and children. And Jeff’s is in prison for life. Will the church still pay ? Stand clear, help is on the way. Over under and on the top. Lord have mercy
Stew three times a week is outlawed in South Dakota. Just like Skunk.
What is Tennessee Stew, is it the same as Sonofag stew ? That damn Rabbit wouldn’t stay in the pot. had to put rocks on top of him!
A wise man once said. Let the women do it. And she took over. Now women do all the talking.
Who wears three shoes and are they a match? Think hot!
Never run so fast that your legs can’t keep up, you will fall on your face!
If the pocket on the right side of your pants has a hole in it, where do you put you right hand?
Idiots don’t have to act dumb, Dumb is knowing when you are not smart enough and not knowing what to say! Speechless is when it has already been said three times before. Play dumb!
Never reach for something that is too far away! Stars are too far away!
Why does help always come too late?
If a dog will bite, don’t put your hand so close to his mouth.
All things that go wrong are listed in Murphy’s Law, Pages one and two are not listed.
Take two if they are small, if you want more, wait until no one is looking.
Why is it, Her clothing always fit, his never do? She can ware his, but he can not ware Hers!
Love come with age, the younger you are, the better it is, if you are old, forget it. Your body don’t move that way anymore!
Remember this, What is Hers in never His, What is yours is hers or it will soon be hers!
To catch a fish, the hook needs to be in the water, Now that is dumb!
Do you know how to find water in the Desert, Tell me !
When should one stop digging a hole in the ground, This planet is full of holes When a woman’s shoes is larger that a man’s shoe, He had better look some more, or he is going to get it where it hurts.
Hope is all we have and, I HAVE JUST ABOUT USED UP MINE
By; Ben R.
Sept. 1, 2011
What is Tennessee Stew, is it the same as Sonofag stew ? That damn Rabbit wouldn’t stay in the pot. had to put rocks on top of him!
A wise man once said. Let the women do it. And she took over. Now women do all the talking.
Who wears three shoes and are they a match? Think hot!
Never run so fast that your legs can’t keep up, you will fall on your face!
If the pocket on the right side of your pants has a hole in it, where do you put you right hand?
Idiots don’t have to act dumb, Dumb is knowing when you are not smart enough and not knowing what to say! Speechless is when it has already been said three times before. Play dumb!
Never reach for something that is too far away! Stars are too far away!
Why does help always come too late?
If a dog will bite, don’t put your hand so close to his mouth.
All things that go wrong are listed in Murphy’s Law, Pages one and two are not listed.
Take two if they are small, if you want more, wait until no one is looking.
Why is it, Her clothing always fit, his never do? She can ware his, but he can not ware Hers!
Love come with age, the younger you are, the better it is, if you are old, forget it. Your body don’t move that way anymore!
Remember this, What is Hers in never His, What is yours is hers or it will soon be hers!
To catch a fish, the hook needs to be in the water, Now that is dumb!
Do you know how to find water in the Desert, Tell me !
When should one stop digging a hole in the ground, This planet is full of holes When a woman’s shoes is larger that a man’s shoe, He had better look some more, or he is going to get it where it hurts.
Hope is all we have and, I HAVE JUST ABOUT USED UP MINE
By; Ben R.
Sept. 1, 2011
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