The law says, you can not make love if the moon is not visible. That means inside or out. For if you do, your sex drive will be taken away and You will always be leaning to your left side and dragging your ________ behind you.
I would guess that means that both your legs would be shortened to about where you balls are. If this was true, where could you go ? You sure couldn’t drive a bus or a team of horses. You couldn’t even peek through a hole in the fence unless the hole was close to the sidewalk. Your nose would be about as high as your girlfriend’s bellybutton. Do they make gulf clubs that short? If not, than marbles must be your game.
I would guess that means that both your legs would be shortened to about where you balls are. If this was true, where could you go ? You sure couldn’t drive a bus or a team of horses. You couldn’t even peek through a hole in the fence unless the hole was close to the sidewalk. Your nose would be about as high as your girlfriend’s bellybutton. Do they make gulf clubs that short? If not, than marbles must be your game.
I just thought about something else. You would need a ladder to get up on the toilet stool in a bathroom. But if you were out someplace, someone would have to lift you up and hold you close to the thing and girlfriends don’t do things like that !
Let this be a warning to all you other guys. Marry only once and be a good husband. Buy a farm and raise chickens and eat a lot of eggs, Use the feathers to make mattress and sell the chicken dung for fertilizer. When you go to church on Sundays, always set in the back row, and no one will pay much attention to you! When they pass the collection basket, you will be the last one to get it and no one will notice if you take something from it.
Leave the basket on the bench when the services are over and you can be the first to leave the church. Walk, do not run! At home You get Chicken for dinner, don’t you wish you could eat out ? don't you think meat loof would be good for a change? If you would have taken a hand full from the collection plate, maybe you could afford to eat out.
Hymn books can not be sold. Most churches already have them. Take them back next Sunday. Better get the price of dinner from the café, so you will know how much you will need to remove from the collection plate.
Do I have to tell you what to do about everything? Show some initiative. Didn't you ever listen to what the big boys were saying ? You have to remember, what your Mother always says, isn’t always the truth.
Maybe if you just stand there and look dumb, no one will know! No- no, both shoes need to match. And the sock goes on your foot first, than the shoe.
Help keep the world clean and stop fighting with your sisters and zip up the front of your jeans.
By Ben R.
Sept, 2, 2011
Let this be a warning to all you other guys. Marry only once and be a good husband. Buy a farm and raise chickens and eat a lot of eggs, Use the feathers to make mattress and sell the chicken dung for fertilizer. When you go to church on Sundays, always set in the back row, and no one will pay much attention to you! When they pass the collection basket, you will be the last one to get it and no one will notice if you take something from it.
Leave the basket on the bench when the services are over and you can be the first to leave the church. Walk, do not run! At home You get Chicken for dinner, don’t you wish you could eat out ? don't you think meat loof would be good for a change? If you would have taken a hand full from the collection plate, maybe you could afford to eat out.
Hymn books can not be sold. Most churches already have them. Take them back next Sunday. Better get the price of dinner from the café, so you will know how much you will need to remove from the collection plate.
Do I have to tell you what to do about everything? Show some initiative. Didn't you ever listen to what the big boys were saying ? You have to remember, what your Mother always says, isn’t always the truth.
Maybe if you just stand there and look dumb, no one will know! No- no, both shoes need to match. And the sock goes on your foot first, than the shoe.
Help keep the world clean and stop fighting with your sisters and zip up the front of your jeans.
By Ben R.
Sept, 2, 2011
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