The young Pink Bunny and a rabbit called Jack,
They met at a mathematical class and were attracted to each other. Soon they were going out for carrot juice together. Pink bunny was a real eye catcher, where ever she went, all eyes were on her. She had the cutest cotton tail that one could ever see. There was nothing special about Jack, except he was big and lean. His long ears keep moving. First they would be standing up-right than, then one or the other would be flopping down along the side of his head. They never appeared to be coordinated with one or the other.
After many dates with each other, they began to disagree, on many things. Jack said he was faster, smarter, stronger than all female rabbits. Pink Bunny said: she was prettier. smelled better, was far more intelligent and could out last any male rabbit any day of the week.
Jack said: I’ll prove it, let’s have a race, He drew a line on the ground and said, we will start here and go out in that field and around that tree and back to this line. So Jack started to count. One ,two, three and he was off. About half way out in the field, he slowed and looked back, Pink Bunny was just standing there, swaying her hips from one side to the other. Jack turned around and went back to the starting line and ask, why are you not running? She told him she did run, she went around the tree and was back at the starting line before he was half way to the tree.
Jack said; “No Way” you have to prove it to me. She replied, “No” you have to prove that I didn’t! There was no way he could do that so, he had to accept what she said. This also proved that she was far more intelligent than he was, to out smart him like that. The next point was to test who smelled better. Jack picked pedals from flowers and other things that smelled good and made them into a powder and sprinkled them in a pond of water, than he got into the water and sat there for most of the day.
Unknown to him, a family of skunks had bathed in the pond just before he arrived there. Jack was so busy thinking how he was going to out-smart Pink Bunny, he paid little attention to what it smelled like. That evening he joined Pink Bunny and other friends, but soon, all of their friends disappeared. Pink Bunny just sat there, turning more green by the minute. She passed out and fell from her chair.
Jack didn’t know what to do, he just ran around in circles, That was when this handsome prince appeared, He jumped from his black horse, took Pink Bunny in his arms and kissed her. Her eyes opened with a big smile on her face.
The following weekend, Jack knocked on Pink Bunnies door, with a bouquet of flowers in his hand. He then took her out to a beautiful garden for a dinner of lettuce and sweet carrots.
That evening when he took her home, He held her close and let his hand slide down her back and he fooled around with her white tail. Later he said good night and left.
Several months later, Jack called on her again, When she opened the door, there were a hundred baby bunnies hopping all around the house. Jack said: what’s this? Where did all these baby bunnies come from? Bunny, then said: Jack these are all your sons and daughters!
Pink bunny then replied: Jack, when it comes to Mathematics, you can add faster than anyone else I know. You are the tops! and I will have to admit, You are much faster than I thought you were……..
By; Ben R.
Feb. 18, 2012
They met at a mathematical class and were attracted to each other. Soon they were going out for carrot juice together. Pink bunny was a real eye catcher, where ever she went, all eyes were on her. She had the cutest cotton tail that one could ever see. There was nothing special about Jack, except he was big and lean. His long ears keep moving. First they would be standing up-right than, then one or the other would be flopping down along the side of his head. They never appeared to be coordinated with one or the other.
After many dates with each other, they began to disagree, on many things. Jack said he was faster, smarter, stronger than all female rabbits. Pink Bunny said: she was prettier. smelled better, was far more intelligent and could out last any male rabbit any day of the week.
Jack said: I’ll prove it, let’s have a race, He drew a line on the ground and said, we will start here and go out in that field and around that tree and back to this line. So Jack started to count. One ,two, three and he was off. About half way out in the field, he slowed and looked back, Pink Bunny was just standing there, swaying her hips from one side to the other. Jack turned around and went back to the starting line and ask, why are you not running? She told him she did run, she went around the tree and was back at the starting line before he was half way to the tree.
Jack said; “No Way” you have to prove it to me. She replied, “No” you have to prove that I didn’t! There was no way he could do that so, he had to accept what she said. This also proved that she was far more intelligent than he was, to out smart him like that. The next point was to test who smelled better. Jack picked pedals from flowers and other things that smelled good and made them into a powder and sprinkled them in a pond of water, than he got into the water and sat there for most of the day.
Unknown to him, a family of skunks had bathed in the pond just before he arrived there. Jack was so busy thinking how he was going to out-smart Pink Bunny, he paid little attention to what it smelled like. That evening he joined Pink Bunny and other friends, but soon, all of their friends disappeared. Pink Bunny just sat there, turning more green by the minute. She passed out and fell from her chair.
Jack didn’t know what to do, he just ran around in circles, That was when this handsome prince appeared, He jumped from his black horse, took Pink Bunny in his arms and kissed her. Her eyes opened with a big smile on her face.
The following weekend, Jack knocked on Pink Bunnies door, with a bouquet of flowers in his hand. He then took her out to a beautiful garden for a dinner of lettuce and sweet carrots.
That evening when he took her home, He held her close and let his hand slide down her back and he fooled around with her white tail. Later he said good night and left.
Several months later, Jack called on her again, When she opened the door, there were a hundred baby bunnies hopping all around the house. Jack said: what’s this? Where did all these baby bunnies come from? Bunny, then said: Jack these are all your sons and daughters!
Pink bunny then replied: Jack, when it comes to Mathematics, you can add faster than anyone else I know. You are the tops! and I will have to admit, You are much faster than I thought you were……..
By; Ben R.
Feb. 18, 2012
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