Toe Toe went hunting one day and came home with a live duck. The duck was young and loaded with energy and he had one black and one yellow foot. The black foot always made a slapping sound whenever the duck would walk. It seems that the Duck had been a dance instructor and that one foot had been stepped on many times.
Toe-Toe and the Duck had struck a deal where, if Toe-Toe wouldn’t shoot him, he would become a Butler for Toe-Toe and the Mask Man. But the Mask Man was after outlaws and knew nothing about this arraignment. The Duck had a speech problem, he slurred and sprayed everyone when he talked. kind of like another duck you know!
The stranger ( the mask man) came home late one night and was putting his pony in a hidden closet, and he was seen by the Duck. And the duck started to squawk and create a rumpus. The mask stranger pulled his pistol and shot the tail feathers off the duck’s rear. That made the Duck very mad.
Meanwhile, Toe-Toe had gone to bed early. And was awoken by the commotion taking place downstairs. He got out of bed to go down stairs, but was delayed because he couldn’t make up his mind on which color of a feather to put in his hair.
The duck was a hopping around on one foot, trying to cool his rear, and the mask man was trying to aim his six shooter to get a better shot. That was when old Toe-Toe yelled “Stop”. And he told the mask man that the duck was going to be their butler. We don’t need any butler, said the mask man! Well, you just can’t shoot him because you don’t like him, that would make you as bad as the men you go after for breaking the law. The mask man took off his silver star and tossed it to the duck, and said: here take this and put a shine on it. Then he put his six gun back in it’s holster. The duck was mumbling something as he limped away.
The next morning, the pony was banging on the closet door as he needed to go out side and the butler didn’t know that this was a part of his duties. Now this made the mask man angry, now we have a mad duck and a mad, masked stranger. Toe-Toe was starting to become the same way. If things didn’t change soon, there was going to be trouble.
The next morning Toe-Toe & the man with the mask, sat at the table, waiting for their coffee. The butler poured it, It was thin, weak and cold. Then the butler came in with a tray with something on it, that was burnt black and smoking. Then he said: eat it or get your own damn breakfast.
Toe-Toe and the Duck had struck a deal where, if Toe-Toe wouldn’t shoot him, he would become a Butler for Toe-Toe and the Mask Man. But the Mask Man was after outlaws and knew nothing about this arraignment. The Duck had a speech problem, he slurred and sprayed everyone when he talked. kind of like another duck you know!
The stranger ( the mask man) came home late one night and was putting his pony in a hidden closet, and he was seen by the Duck. And the duck started to squawk and create a rumpus. The mask stranger pulled his pistol and shot the tail feathers off the duck’s rear. That made the Duck very mad.
Meanwhile, Toe-Toe had gone to bed early. And was awoken by the commotion taking place downstairs. He got out of bed to go down stairs, but was delayed because he couldn’t make up his mind on which color of a feather to put in his hair.
The duck was a hopping around on one foot, trying to cool his rear, and the mask man was trying to aim his six shooter to get a better shot. That was when old Toe-Toe yelled “Stop”. And he told the mask man that the duck was going to be their butler. We don’t need any butler, said the mask man! Well, you just can’t shoot him because you don’t like him, that would make you as bad as the men you go after for breaking the law. The mask man took off his silver star and tossed it to the duck, and said: here take this and put a shine on it. Then he put his six gun back in it’s holster. The duck was mumbling something as he limped away.
The next morning, the pony was banging on the closet door as he needed to go out side and the butler didn’t know that this was a part of his duties. Now this made the mask man angry, now we have a mad duck and a mad, masked stranger. Toe-Toe was starting to become the same way. If things didn’t change soon, there was going to be trouble.
The next morning Toe-Toe & the man with the mask, sat at the table, waiting for their coffee. The butler poured it, It was thin, weak and cold. Then the butler came in with a tray with something on it, that was burnt black and smoking. Then he said: eat it or get your own damn breakfast.
Toe-Toe got up, went to the gun cabinet, took out a shot gun, and as the duck was running down the trail, Toe-Toe fired a couple of shots to hurry him along.
The thing you have to remember is: Duck’s do not make good butlers and butlers do not cook and they do not have tail feathers,
The thing you have to remember is: Duck’s do not make good butlers and butlers do not cook and they do not have tail feathers,
If you want to eat, you have to hire a cook, or eat at a restaurant or buy TV dinners at a store. One more thing, you should never do, is fire a six gun when you are inside a bottle. Try it and you will find out why!
Any young guy would know that! Here comes the Bus, I have to run!
By; Ben R.
Feb. 22, 2012
Any young guy would know that! Here comes the Bus, I have to run!
By; Ben R.
Feb. 22, 2012
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