Before you get too far in reading this, I will tell you to be careful where you put your hands and fingers. !
Icky Bob and Slob Slime, are two caricatures that you never read much about. Icky is older and he knows everything about everything. Slob is young and he is learning everything, ‘be it true or false’. Icky is a male and we are not sure what Slob is, we assume, He is a male. The tests haven’t came back yet. Icky say’s he went to collage and he probably went in the front door and right on out the Back door.
Icky says, he is a veteran of all the wars, from the time he fought the British with General Washington, up to having two tours of duty, fighting the Men from Mar’s. Said he had been wounded so many times. he is nothing more than parts from other men. It’s too bad they didn’t have a working brain for him, but we will try to cover that some where along the way.
Icky said he has so many medals of honor, that he can’t get them all on his chest. Most of them are being used to decorate the walls at the Pentagon !
Finding the paper work that would confirm this, is difficult to say the least. It is said They were lost in a fire in Boston. But Boston has never had a fire in their museum or court house. Icky said, the people that would know about that, are probably ”all dead by now”.
It would be hard to say the age of Icky, If he fought with George Washington, in or around the 1770” and assuming he was sixteen years in age, he would have to be around two hundred & fifty eight by now. Where he came form is unknown, the Post Office said they have never had an address for him as he has never received a letter from anyone. Can’t even begin to state an age for Slob, there is no other to compare him with and he appears to be very young.
They both love to spend all their time in saloons and there is so much smoke in then saloons, they use fog horns to prevent them from bumping into each other. Once you are inside, you can’t recognize anyone. Icky always smuggled Slob in under his long coat. Slob can drink and swear as good as the next person.
You can always tell when they are around, the smell is uncommon, it is doubtful if either of them has ever had a bath or even been wet from water or rain. They have always wore a rain coat, rain hat, and rubber boots. Slob always has a mouse or two in his pockets and he puts food for them, there.
Icky had a job once, he was a watchdog at a jewelry store. He only had it for a few days. He just laid there on the floor, and watched the burglars carry out all the jewelry. When they ask him why he didn’t do something, he said, you didn’t say I had to stop them!
The story on Icky Bob and Slob Slime, is a long one, I have told you a little about what they are like and I don’t have the time to start the story right now, Watch for the next issue, you won’t want to miss it
Which way do I go to get out of here?
By: Ben R.
Icky Bob and Slob Slime, are two caricatures that you never read much about. Icky is older and he knows everything about everything. Slob is young and he is learning everything, ‘be it true or false’. Icky is a male and we are not sure what Slob is, we assume, He is a male. The tests haven’t came back yet. Icky say’s he went to collage and he probably went in the front door and right on out the Back door.
Icky says, he is a veteran of all the wars, from the time he fought the British with General Washington, up to having two tours of duty, fighting the Men from Mar’s. Said he had been wounded so many times. he is nothing more than parts from other men. It’s too bad they didn’t have a working brain for him, but we will try to cover that some where along the way.
Icky said he has so many medals of honor, that he can’t get them all on his chest. Most of them are being used to decorate the walls at the Pentagon !
Finding the paper work that would confirm this, is difficult to say the least. It is said They were lost in a fire in Boston. But Boston has never had a fire in their museum or court house. Icky said, the people that would know about that, are probably ”all dead by now”.
It would be hard to say the age of Icky, If he fought with George Washington, in or around the 1770” and assuming he was sixteen years in age, he would have to be around two hundred & fifty eight by now. Where he came form is unknown, the Post Office said they have never had an address for him as he has never received a letter from anyone. Can’t even begin to state an age for Slob, there is no other to compare him with and he appears to be very young.
They both love to spend all their time in saloons and there is so much smoke in then saloons, they use fog horns to prevent them from bumping into each other. Once you are inside, you can’t recognize anyone. Icky always smuggled Slob in under his long coat. Slob can drink and swear as good as the next person.
You can always tell when they are around, the smell is uncommon, it is doubtful if either of them has ever had a bath or even been wet from water or rain. They have always wore a rain coat, rain hat, and rubber boots. Slob always has a mouse or two in his pockets and he puts food for them, there.
Icky had a job once, he was a watchdog at a jewelry store. He only had it for a few days. He just laid there on the floor, and watched the burglars carry out all the jewelry. When they ask him why he didn’t do something, he said, you didn’t say I had to stop them!
The story on Icky Bob and Slob Slime, is a long one, I have told you a little about what they are like and I don’t have the time to start the story right now, Watch for the next issue, you won’t want to miss it
Which way do I go to get out of here?
By: Ben R.
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