A story retold and retold, and retold again.
This could be about Snow White and the five Pigs, The Big Bad Wolf may have turned on Goldie Locks and forced her to give the basket of flowers to him, And the Bears turned their noses up at the porridge and went to the house next door.
Anyway, Once upon a time in the land of Oz, Toto was chasing Brier Rabbit. The rabbit ran into some bushes where he met Barbra, Brier rabbit, Barbra and Bug’s, that other Rabbit, were in love with each other while Barbra’s real husband Porky, was on a hunting trip in the California and making a movie at Gisbie’ in the Woods of Holly. Husband Porky, who was recently let out of the Sanitarium in Belfield and the three ducks, that were nephews to Mr. Donald D. Played in the sand box.
It was a warm summer day and a few light clouds were floating on the ocean. Some one said they were cotton candy and two of Mr. D’s nephews swam out to find out if it was true. The life guard was watching as a killer Pinhead attacked them. Then they disappeared from sight. Soon after, a Sand Dragon came crawling up on shore with a smile on his face, Had he had a two ducks lunch?
Mean while, Snow was busy in the kitchen of the twelve little guys, She was making Plain donuts with sugar on them. Oh! Five of the little guys were miners from the Other side of the mountain, they were out walking and they got lost. The pie that was setting on the window sill was cooling, But that didn’t stop Mickey the Mouse from grabbing it and running. The pie was made from Green apples and poor old Mickey was allergic to green apples.
Back in the woods of Holly, Barbra’s real husband was playing the part of a pirate and was involved in a game of sword play, When he slipped and ran his sword through his own heart. But no one told Lady Barbra about this!
Mean while, the blind cat that was Puss & Boots, in a story, gave birth to a littler of mice. A litter of mice is enough to drive anyone crazy and it helps if you have a head start on being crazy. These mice found shelter in an old clock, in a house on the hill. This old clock was a great play ground for the mouse family. and they remained there, for a care free life. Pop-eye, an old sailor provided spinach for them. The mice never liked the taste spinach so they dried it out and used it as mat to sleep on.
When ever they had a really cold winter night, old Momma cat and the mice would snuggle up together to keep warm. They wouldn’t let Old Pop-Eye inside the clock because he had that smoking smelly pipe.
This could be about Snow White and the five Pigs, The Big Bad Wolf may have turned on Goldie Locks and forced her to give the basket of flowers to him, And the Bears turned their noses up at the porridge and went to the house next door.
Anyway, Once upon a time in the land of Oz, Toto was chasing Brier Rabbit. The rabbit ran into some bushes where he met Barbra, Brier rabbit, Barbra and Bug’s, that other Rabbit, were in love with each other while Barbra’s real husband Porky, was on a hunting trip in the California and making a movie at Gisbie’ in the Woods of Holly. Husband Porky, who was recently let out of the Sanitarium in Belfield and the three ducks, that were nephews to Mr. Donald D. Played in the sand box.
It was a warm summer day and a few light clouds were floating on the ocean. Some one said they were cotton candy and two of Mr. D’s nephews swam out to find out if it was true. The life guard was watching as a killer Pinhead attacked them. Then they disappeared from sight. Soon after, a Sand Dragon came crawling up on shore with a smile on his face, Had he had a two ducks lunch?
Mean while, Snow was busy in the kitchen of the twelve little guys, She was making Plain donuts with sugar on them. Oh! Five of the little guys were miners from the Other side of the mountain, they were out walking and they got lost. The pie that was setting on the window sill was cooling, But that didn’t stop Mickey the Mouse from grabbing it and running. The pie was made from Green apples and poor old Mickey was allergic to green apples.
Back in the woods of Holly, Barbra’s real husband was playing the part of a pirate and was involved in a game of sword play, When he slipped and ran his sword through his own heart. But no one told Lady Barbra about this!
Mean while, the blind cat that was Puss & Boots, in a story, gave birth to a littler of mice. A litter of mice is enough to drive anyone crazy and it helps if you have a head start on being crazy. These mice found shelter in an old clock, in a house on the hill. This old clock was a great play ground for the mouse family. and they remained there, for a care free life. Pop-eye, an old sailor provided spinach for them. The mice never liked the taste spinach so they dried it out and used it as mat to sleep on.
When ever they had a really cold winter night, old Momma cat and the mice would snuggle up together to keep warm. They wouldn’t let Old Pop-Eye inside the clock because he had that smoking smelly pipe.
Back in Wood Holly, Pluto the dog, was trying out for that part of the pirate, but his long ears kept getting in the way. Besides that, he would bite.
Mary, the one with all the sheep, was way out in a pasture and Elmer Fudd was close by, hunting. His eye sight was poor after being out the night before, drinking and singing with his friends. Anyway, the dog pointed, Elmer pointed his musket in that direction and pulled the trigger. Mary fell to the ground, The bullet missed her, but it came close enough to make her really mad, and she beat the crap out of old Elmer, and the dog ran for the barn.
In the barn, where the dog was hiding, Chicken Little was running around yelling, The heat from hell is coming up through the ground and the water in the dam is boiling. Fish are frying and floating to the surface, Chicken Little was now yelling, Fresh Fish for sell, 5 cents a pound.
Back at the bus station. Red the riding hood, was just getting off the bus, It was warm and she took off her cape and hood. Her hair wasn’t as red as you may have thought it would be, it was more of a dirty brown color. But the figure that was under that cape, was something else. That part high in the front were like old saddle bags, and parts of the rear was dragging on the ground, Her shoes were two, miss matched, of another kind and the heat was making her make-up run down her cheeks and drip.
Red Rider( the Hood) was booked as a singer, in a back room of one of them joints. She had gotten a cheap room at the Holiday Inn, to sleep in, Early the next morning, there was a knock on her door. She opened it and saw no one, so she closed the door. Then the knock came again, she opened it real fast, thinking someone was playing a trick on her. She looked to the right and to the left, and that was when she heard this voice. I’m down here, her eyes looked to the floor and there stood Thumper and that Cricket, Jimmy something. They had a fish bowl with then and in that bowl was Charley Tuna, swimming around. They had a message for the Red Hood.
A few days later, a package arrived at the Seven Dwarfs. It was addressed to Snow White, she opened the package and found a book. She opened the book to the first page and it said,
The End.
All fairy tales have to end some way!
By: Ben R.
Mary, the one with all the sheep, was way out in a pasture and Elmer Fudd was close by, hunting. His eye sight was poor after being out the night before, drinking and singing with his friends. Anyway, the dog pointed, Elmer pointed his musket in that direction and pulled the trigger. Mary fell to the ground, The bullet missed her, but it came close enough to make her really mad, and she beat the crap out of old Elmer, and the dog ran for the barn.
In the barn, where the dog was hiding, Chicken Little was running around yelling, The heat from hell is coming up through the ground and the water in the dam is boiling. Fish are frying and floating to the surface, Chicken Little was now yelling, Fresh Fish for sell, 5 cents a pound.
Back at the bus station. Red the riding hood, was just getting off the bus, It was warm and she took off her cape and hood. Her hair wasn’t as red as you may have thought it would be, it was more of a dirty brown color. But the figure that was under that cape, was something else. That part high in the front were like old saddle bags, and parts of the rear was dragging on the ground, Her shoes were two, miss matched, of another kind and the heat was making her make-up run down her cheeks and drip.
Red Rider( the Hood) was booked as a singer, in a back room of one of them joints. She had gotten a cheap room at the Holiday Inn, to sleep in, Early the next morning, there was a knock on her door. She opened it and saw no one, so she closed the door. Then the knock came again, she opened it real fast, thinking someone was playing a trick on her. She looked to the right and to the left, and that was when she heard this voice. I’m down here, her eyes looked to the floor and there stood Thumper and that Cricket, Jimmy something. They had a fish bowl with then and in that bowl was Charley Tuna, swimming around. They had a message for the Red Hood.
A few days later, a package arrived at the Seven Dwarfs. It was addressed to Snow White, she opened the package and found a book. She opened the book to the first page and it said,
The End.
All fairy tales have to end some way!
By: Ben R.
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