Wednesday, March 28, 2012

"In my Opinion"

It is my Opinion, that words tell you things.

Have you heard people say that someone had “ The Hoof and Mouth Disease” It is a disease that cattle get and then they need to be destroyed. Well there are times when a person will say something that they shouldn’t have said or wish they had never said, it is called “ putting your foot in your mouth: or “The hoof and mouth disease.

Did you know that once your foot is in you mouth, it is almost impossible to remove it. It will require surgery of a special kind and you will never be able to walk or talk again. You will need a big writing pad and a whole bunch of sharp pencils, So before you say anything” Think” before you say it! After the surgery, You will need to learn the Hip hop movement or the Skip-skip quick step.

Have you ever tried to swim with your hands tied between your legs? Or walk a mile with your eyes closed? Got the picture?

I am not sure about the last thing I wish I had never said: It was either “Yes Dear” or “I Swear”! Man would be ahead of the game if he just kept his mouth closed. You ask, why didn’t someone say something before now, well up to now, only a few of us brighter guys knew this, and most of them had the surgery. As for myself, I only lost a couple of toes. But I can still walk and I can talk.

Do you remember the last time the earth turned around, The sun came up at 15 degrees farther to the south. That was the year we had a really bad winter and the most of the north was covered with ice and snow.

Man had to go farther back in the caves and even then he froze to death. Some bears survived, because they were way back in those caves and they had man for a food source. The bears never bothered with women, she just kept on talking and talking until they drove the bears nuts and the Bears moved out of the caves. another thing I learned is, a bear’s fur is like a porcupine quills, one hug and it will poke you full of holes,

As you know, The Ice age lasted a long time and then came the floods. God hadn’t told Noah to build the Ark yet, so most of all things, still alive, perished! That is, all but the S. I. R ., You know who I mean, you send them money every year to pay for the welfare of aliens and illegal.

Man, Governments and Churches were fighting each other from the start, war after war and then more wars. Two thousand and twelve years later, it is still being fought and long before that it was fought. What were and what are they fighting about ? I’ll tell you what it was about, It was about having control over the people or the masses and it was started by the churches pushing there own religions on the people. The winners became the strong and the strong became the wealthy and they all arrived there because we let them do it to us.

It’s not over yet, the Government and the people are going to have a war of all wars. Will there be bombs dropped? Will they use chemicals? will it be starvation or will there be another Ark built? Flood, Fire, how would someone kill off all the people in this world? Maybe UFO’s will come and do the job,

What will happen is; Man will kill himself with his technology and his poisons. The food chain has been killing people for a long-long time. Back when people stopped growing a garden was when your health started going down hill. The producers of foods, farmers and the industry, started to use chemicals to grow larger foods and they told you it was better for you. Any thing they could do to make a food grow faster and larger, meant and larger profit for them. They set up Labs and hired people to find new ways to make synthetic foods and they found that if the food was packaged in ready to serve packages, they could get rid of a lot of stuff that was not good for you. They could even use known un-healthy foods.

They told you, when you came home from work, you were tired and didn’t want to cook. get something that was fast and use your time watching a movie on TV. Fast foods are out there by the thousand fold. Most of the foods sold in stores are fast foods and they are not cheap.

The foods that nature provided for us, are long gone, and now we find that we have new life threatening disease each day. Where do these diseases come from? Some one is getting rich on your life. They say: so what, if a million or two people die, there will be new people born. Business will continue as it has in the past.
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I am going to build a very large Ark (Space ship) that will travel far out into space and self destruct. Yeah, it is better to die in space than to suffer a life here on earth.

I am willing to sell you passage on this ship. To get the best seats inquire now. Believe me, you can not afford to turn down this offer. Just sign over every-thing you own, or bring it too Space probe, main street, my town, USA, or Deposit into Swiss account at 999-666-9960. org. and I will start building this ship. Hurry, I don’t know how mush time we have left. And I will have to know how many will want to go, so I’ll know how large to build this ship. Don’t put if off, Do it now and hurry!

This is no Scam, Trust me. Have faith in me, Men, women & children only, A mental test will be required, I have had mine, it was Positive.

By: Ben R.





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