What do you do when your clothing has turn to rags, and you are on an island in the far north, it’s colder than your old girl friend, ‘what’s her name’. You are alone and who knows when the next ship will go by? They usually don’t pass close enough to even see this island or pay any attention to it. And you haven’t seen anything that looks a ship since you have been here.
There is no mail service to this place, so you can’t order anything and you can’t run down to a store and buy anything. Remember that big Polar Bear that was thinking you would make a good meal. You should have been more friendlier with her, maybe you could have cuddled up with her to keep warm.
You are going to need more than snow cones to survive here. How long have you been stranded here, one and a half days ?I am surprised that you have lasted this long! Other than that bear and a killer whale, what else have you seen around here?
Yes, Penguins do lay eggs, but how do you know where to find the nest? And do you know how to start a fire with-out matches and no wood to burn.
If I were you, I would get off that Ice cube and back to the hotel, where it is warm and cozy. But if you really want to punish yourself, stay there. Even the penguins are enjoying the sun down in the south. You may not have known, but this is the winter season up here in the north.
I am a bit confused, how did you get way up here? The bell hop pushed the buzzer on your door, but there was no answer. He took your lunch back to the kitchen, I am sorry, but we will have to charge it to your room anyway. If you still want lunch, you will have to reorder it.
Oh yes, the lady next door was complaining about the party noise coming from your apartment. She said there was Drinking, Loud music, Nasty talk and a lot of Groaning and Squealing and at times she had to press her ear tightly to the wall to hear everything.
If you are going to continue to have these gatherings, we have a special sound proof suite in the basement for that kind of thing! We can also supply all your party favors, Cakes, girls, condoms, drinks, food and other refreshments, along with music, strippers, you name it, we can supply it!
We do have Different packages to chose from. Plans can be By the Head, by the Hour, Day or Days, or Week. We have never had a request for anything longer than that. You can pay with cash, Credit Card or open an account with us. We also have a time payment plan that will fit your need. Your guests can be picked up by the Hotel Limo and returned home by the Limo, at the party’s end. If you want photos, our Hotel Photographer can be of some assistance.
As with most things, a deposit will be necessary. A Cover Names can also be provided as your privacy is guaranteed. And our Hotel doctor will be very discreet and can help in most matters, if services are required.
We would like to remind you. that life is short, so enjoy all that you can, have Fun and Thank you!
Assist. Director Willi,
Hotel Hole In the Wall..
By; Ben R..
There is no mail service to this place, so you can’t order anything and you can’t run down to a store and buy anything. Remember that big Polar Bear that was thinking you would make a good meal. You should have been more friendlier with her, maybe you could have cuddled up with her to keep warm.
You are going to need more than snow cones to survive here. How long have you been stranded here, one and a half days ?I am surprised that you have lasted this long! Other than that bear and a killer whale, what else have you seen around here?
Yes, Penguins do lay eggs, but how do you know where to find the nest? And do you know how to start a fire with-out matches and no wood to burn.
If I were you, I would get off that Ice cube and back to the hotel, where it is warm and cozy. But if you really want to punish yourself, stay there. Even the penguins are enjoying the sun down in the south. You may not have known, but this is the winter season up here in the north.
I am a bit confused, how did you get way up here? The bell hop pushed the buzzer on your door, but there was no answer. He took your lunch back to the kitchen, I am sorry, but we will have to charge it to your room anyway. If you still want lunch, you will have to reorder it.
Oh yes, the lady next door was complaining about the party noise coming from your apartment. She said there was Drinking, Loud music, Nasty talk and a lot of Groaning and Squealing and at times she had to press her ear tightly to the wall to hear everything.
If you are going to continue to have these gatherings, we have a special sound proof suite in the basement for that kind of thing! We can also supply all your party favors, Cakes, girls, condoms, drinks, food and other refreshments, along with music, strippers, you name it, we can supply it!
We do have Different packages to chose from. Plans can be By the Head, by the Hour, Day or Days, or Week. We have never had a request for anything longer than that. You can pay with cash, Credit Card or open an account with us. We also have a time payment plan that will fit your need. Your guests can be picked up by the Hotel Limo and returned home by the Limo, at the party’s end. If you want photos, our Hotel Photographer can be of some assistance.
As with most things, a deposit will be necessary. A Cover Names can also be provided as your privacy is guaranteed. And our Hotel doctor will be very discreet and can help in most matters, if services are required.
We would like to remind you. that life is short, so enjoy all that you can, have Fun and Thank you!
Assist. Director Willi,
Hotel Hole In the Wall..
By; Ben R..
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