When he heard several shots fired, he called a cab and went to investigate. When he arrived, there was no one there and there was no evidence of any gun shots being fired. Did the cab take him to the wrong address? When the man got out of the cab, the driver drove away as fast as he could. There was a dog setting on something by a fire hydrant and he wouldn’t move no matter what the man with the badge said or did.
Little did he know, the dog was hiding a pile of dog poop, as close by was a sign that said, no dog pooping allowed. The dog snarled at the man a couple of time and the man with the badge decided to leave him alone.
Meanwhile, A hundred years earlier a lone Indian was at the Army post, reporting his missing dog and wife. The sergeant asked which did he want them to locate first? He said the dog, He had paid much wampum for the dog, Let the women find her own way home.
The women was found in front of his T-Pee one morning, wrapped in a blanket that was full of buffalo fleas. If you have never had or seen a Buffalo flea, believe me when I say, you never want to! You can’t drowned them or starve them to death, shoot them or freeze them to death or crush them, The only way to get rid of them, is to call an exterminator, and he is a white guy, and will not work for an Indian.
My cousin Marie dated an Indian once, His loin cloth kept slipping off and this was embarrassing for her, There was a baby elephant hidden between his legs and I think it had a cold!
Did you know that the Animal kingdom didn’t have a choice between HMO’s , AMA’s or the Obama plan? Did you know that there is a 99.89 percent unemployment rate for Animals in this country? Indians are only 89 %.
The bugler blew his horn and the troops assembled and the Captain yelled, Where are your horses ? The Corporal said, They are all sick in the barn. The Captain said; where are the Mules, they are all out in the pasture sir. Okay men, double time, FORWARD . It was the third day when they arrived at the pass. What they found was a man with a badge dying from thirst. Give this man some water, was the captain’s order, We do not have any water sir, The Corporal reported! Well what do you have, said the Captain? We have snake bite medicine sir! Well give that to him, the Captain ordered! With a couple of swallows of that, The man with the badge jumped to his feet, pulled his six gun and shot the Captain and one hundred and twenty members of the troop, than he passed out. While he lay there on the ground, The corporal hog tied him, staked him to the ground and they all headed for the nearest saloon.
Four days later, the Corporal reported back to the Army post. He told them that one hundred and twenty men had been killed and the rest of the men deserted and are holding up in a town called, Trails End. They asked the corporal why he didn’t stay there with them. He said they ran out of money and he came back the get some more.
The Corporal was left hanging for two weeks. Mean while, the man with the badge
is on hands and knees, crawling, and is with in sight of town. The first thing the people did when they saw him, was to through a buckets of water on him. He was so hot and dry, he sizzled and steam came from his body. His badge was as shinny as a new silver dollar! No one remembers the man’s name, or where he went, but the badge is on display at the town hall.
Moral of the story, If you have no idea what you are writing about, you should leave the paper blank and just sign it.
1. What kind of dog and Where did that dog go?
2. Was the women exterminated with the Buffalo Flees.
3. What was the reason they hung the Corporal .
4. How many shots will a six gun hold?
5. How far can a troop run in three days?
6. Why did the cab driver drive away so fast?
7. An elephant with a runny nose?
8. Was there Indians and Army posts a hundred years ago?
Little did he know, the dog was hiding a pile of dog poop, as close by was a sign that said, no dog pooping allowed. The dog snarled at the man a couple of time and the man with the badge decided to leave him alone.
Meanwhile, A hundred years earlier a lone Indian was at the Army post, reporting his missing dog and wife. The sergeant asked which did he want them to locate first? He said the dog, He had paid much wampum for the dog, Let the women find her own way home.
The women was found in front of his T-Pee one morning, wrapped in a blanket that was full of buffalo fleas. If you have never had or seen a Buffalo flea, believe me when I say, you never want to! You can’t drowned them or starve them to death, shoot them or freeze them to death or crush them, The only way to get rid of them, is to call an exterminator, and he is a white guy, and will not work for an Indian.
My cousin Marie dated an Indian once, His loin cloth kept slipping off and this was embarrassing for her, There was a baby elephant hidden between his legs and I think it had a cold!
Did you know that the Animal kingdom didn’t have a choice between HMO’s , AMA’s or the Obama plan? Did you know that there is a 99.89 percent unemployment rate for Animals in this country? Indians are only 89 %.
The bugler blew his horn and the troops assembled and the Captain yelled, Where are your horses ? The Corporal said, They are all sick in the barn. The Captain said; where are the Mules, they are all out in the pasture sir. Okay men, double time, FORWARD . It was the third day when they arrived at the pass. What they found was a man with a badge dying from thirst. Give this man some water, was the captain’s order, We do not have any water sir, The Corporal reported! Well what do you have, said the Captain? We have snake bite medicine sir! Well give that to him, the Captain ordered! With a couple of swallows of that, The man with the badge jumped to his feet, pulled his six gun and shot the Captain and one hundred and twenty members of the troop, than he passed out. While he lay there on the ground, The corporal hog tied him, staked him to the ground and they all headed for the nearest saloon.
Four days later, the Corporal reported back to the Army post. He told them that one hundred and twenty men had been killed and the rest of the men deserted and are holding up in a town called, Trails End. They asked the corporal why he didn’t stay there with them. He said they ran out of money and he came back the get some more.
The Corporal was left hanging for two weeks. Mean while, the man with the badge
is on hands and knees, crawling, and is with in sight of town. The first thing the people did when they saw him, was to through a buckets of water on him. He was so hot and dry, he sizzled and steam came from his body. His badge was as shinny as a new silver dollar! No one remembers the man’s name, or where he went, but the badge is on display at the town hall.
Moral of the story, If you have no idea what you are writing about, you should leave the paper blank and just sign it.
1. What kind of dog and Where did that dog go?
2. Was the women exterminated with the Buffalo Flees.
3. What was the reason they hung the Corporal .
4. How many shots will a six gun hold?
5. How far can a troop run in three days?
6. Why did the cab driver drive away so fast?
7. An elephant with a runny nose?
8. Was there Indians and Army posts a hundred years ago?
By; Ben R.
Mar. 3, 2012
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