Wednesday, April 18, 2012

"Follow the leader"

If you have ever been in a line with others, like yourself, and one person stood off to one side barking orders at the group ? You can understand what this is all about! This person is usually a sergeant in the army or someone with a rank or authority to command this group.

Their intention is, to train you to snap to attention and carry out an order given to you, as quickly as it is given. Once you have mastered this without any delay. You are considered to be trained.

Once you have mastered this, you will be let out of your confinement area to seek out the company of a female or a male, which ever meets your requirements. What you do after that, is up to you and the girl or the guy.

However, Her mother has given her orders, just like the sergeant gave to you. # 1. Be home early, # 2. Do not take off your clothes unless they are wet and need to be dried. Now if you are as smart as I think you are, the first thing you will do is to look for water, a pond or fountain with water to jump into, so you can remove your clothing, like mother said!

Then you can expect a small tickle or touch from the other person, here and there and if they kiss you and hold you close enough so you can feel a heart beat, you should try to get closer and make a moaning sound like you are asking for more.

If he lays you down on some-thing and touches you from top to bottom and lets his hand and fingers linger somewhere in between, you have fallen into his trap. The next thing you need to do, is ask where he is taking you for dinner, as it has already been paid for, Steak or Lobster is always a good choice after a work out! Of course, you can order whatever you like!

You need to remember, Did this guy bring you flowers, when he came to pick you up or did he give you a cheap box of chocolates or was he empty handed. This will tell you if he has money to spend or not. Then you need to take this into consideration when you order your dinner.

I forgot to tell you, another thing. You should establish at the beginning: Is this guy a City boy or is he fresh from the farm? Boys from the farm can be led, but boys from the city already have their minds made up.

When a country boy ask you a question, you should smile and giggle a little , maybe blink you eyes a few times as if you are shy. A country boy will keep you out until the sun comes up. A city boy will have you home before midnight. When a country boy comes to pick you up, he will come to your door and knock or ring the bell. He will step inside and speak with your parents and have something nice to say to your father or mother. The city boy will stay in the car and honk the horn.

A young lady almost needs to have a collage degree to remember all that she needs to know before dating someone. Are you sure you want to do this? A nice dog or a Cat will make a good friend. Some people even have a bird. Me, I am happy with my brother and sisters and some stray cats.

Mother, Can I go outside and play now?

By: Ben R.

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