We had just gone around this corner and there it stood. What ever it was, it just stood there and looked at us. It did look somewhat like a man, but it could have been a machine, I doubt if anyone had seen another like this one.
It was covered with a cloth like material that was shinny and soft. It never moved an inch and I was thinking only a fool would be standing here and talking to it. After several questions there was no response, so I walked around it, to the other side, and the part that would have been it’s head, turned and watched me, with what appeared to be it’s eye.
After seeing the other side of this machine, I returned to where I was first standing. In a few moments. A card, something like a business card, appeared from a slot in the stomach area. It moved what looked like an arm with a finger, and pointed to this card, I took it from the slot and looked at it, it had some engravings on it that I couldn’t recognize, then the machine pointed again to another slot, and I put the card into it, A compartment, in it’s middle opened, and we could see mechanical and electronic parts with lights of different colors flashing.
Then a long strip that looked like paper, with all kinds of markings, that could be words for some where in the universe, were listed on it.
I searched that list until I came to one that appeared to be, close to the language we use here on earth. I showed this one to the machine and it bussed and hummed with a few other sounds and we heard these words come for the machine.
It was, Greetings Earthman, take me to your Wife! Then it told me that it had came from the other side of the Universe and the name of a planet of which it came. It said: it had left it’s own planet many thousands of years ago, and was sent to see if there was intelligent people here, then it was to return to it’s own planet and make a report to them.
It was then, that I told this machine, that I was not one of the intelligent, people that lived here on earth, I was an animal and was called a Duck. That the leader of this part of the world was not a women, it was a man and his name was Barock Obama.
He was a Democrat and running for another four years in office. Moma Obama was the “First Lady” of the country, but she did try to help run things. I also told this machine, it would be better off if we Animals were the leaders of the world as everyone would be a lot better off.
Then I showed this machine movies with sound, of what was going on. After that, it blew a couple of gaskets, popped a few corks and let go of some bad oyster stew.
It was last seen running down this path to the end of the world, screaming, Ducks, Momma, Boma Barock, Democrats, Rats and a few other choice words, that were never heard before and the machine was never to be seen again!
By: Ben R.
It was covered with a cloth like material that was shinny and soft. It never moved an inch and I was thinking only a fool would be standing here and talking to it. After several questions there was no response, so I walked around it, to the other side, and the part that would have been it’s head, turned and watched me, with what appeared to be it’s eye.
After seeing the other side of this machine, I returned to where I was first standing. In a few moments. A card, something like a business card, appeared from a slot in the stomach area. It moved what looked like an arm with a finger, and pointed to this card, I took it from the slot and looked at it, it had some engravings on it that I couldn’t recognize, then the machine pointed again to another slot, and I put the card into it, A compartment, in it’s middle opened, and we could see mechanical and electronic parts with lights of different colors flashing.
Then a long strip that looked like paper, with all kinds of markings, that could be words for some where in the universe, were listed on it.
I searched that list until I came to one that appeared to be, close to the language we use here on earth. I showed this one to the machine and it bussed and hummed with a few other sounds and we heard these words come for the machine.
It was, Greetings Earthman, take me to your Wife! Then it told me that it had came from the other side of the Universe and the name of a planet of which it came. It said: it had left it’s own planet many thousands of years ago, and was sent to see if there was intelligent people here, then it was to return to it’s own planet and make a report to them.
It was then, that I told this machine, that I was not one of the intelligent, people that lived here on earth, I was an animal and was called a Duck. That the leader of this part of the world was not a women, it was a man and his name was Barock Obama.
He was a Democrat and running for another four years in office. Moma Obama was the “First Lady” of the country, but she did try to help run things. I also told this machine, it would be better off if we Animals were the leaders of the world as everyone would be a lot better off.
Then I showed this machine movies with sound, of what was going on. After that, it blew a couple of gaskets, popped a few corks and let go of some bad oyster stew.
It was last seen running down this path to the end of the world, screaming, Ducks, Momma, Boma Barock, Democrats, Rats and a few other choice words, that were never heard before and the machine was never to be seen again!
By: Ben R.
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