Bens Place

“Moon Cheese” Add.

Come along with me, we will fly to the Moon and eat cheese. Cheese is the one and only item manufactured on the moon and is sent to us by Moon Maid’s of the Great Crater.

It comes to us by teleportation, direct to Master’s of Infamy, at a very small and reasonable cost. People have tried to duplicate it, here on the earth, but it is never the same.

Children will turn up their noses, at the one they try to make here on the earth, but they will do anything and everything get more of the cheese that come from the moon. This is one cheese that the Government can’t give away as, they have no control over it. They can’t stop it from being teleported as they have no idea where it will enter the country.

If you can show that you need food, you can get it free, It is not for sale at any wholesalers or any chain stores. Some manufactures claim to have a Cheese that tastes like steak and Ice cream, all in one bite, that doesn’t appeal to me at all.

Moon Maids are selected from the prettiest girls in all the universe. And that alone makes the cheese ever better. Not all products are packaged the same and that has a great deal to do when the product is purchased. Moon beams will lead you to the Isle and shelf where you can find Moon Cheese.

This one never did care much for cheese, but Moon cheese is Yum-Yum and lots of fun at parties or any other time. Moon cheese makes the sun shine and the rain fall. It is the cheese that brings lovers together and give you a sweet breath and white teeth. What Moon cheese can not do, can’t be done. If a child falls and skins an elbow or a knee, give them Moon cheese and they will forget all about their injury!

Moon cheese is like having gold bars in Fort Knox, with visitation rights, night or day. But I would give up all my gold in Fort Knox for one small piece of moon cheese. Please pass the Moon Cheese, please.

Moon Cheese with Jim Beam whisky, makes the Moon look closer, try it today!

“Ben”