" Evolution "

I woke late, was really tired and had not slept well through the night. The wife was up early, which was unusual, had breakfast about ready, and came to tell me. I was setting on the edge of the bed, just gazing in to space, when she asked if I was okay and why I was just setting there?

Being only half awake, I told her I was evolving, and she wanted to know what that meant. I said: I was going from being a Man back to being a Monkey, so I could have a better life. So she says: what makes you think the monkeys have a better life, with that she opened the door and I told her why.

Have you ever seen a monkey having to wait to get into the bath room? Have you ever seen a monkey take a bath? Have you ever seen a monkey brush his or her teeth? Do you know any monkey that has to decide what to wear for the day?

Does a monkey have to pay light, water and gas bills ? Have you ever seen a monkey in a store shopping? Monkeys do not have to build fires to keep warm or to cook with! They do not have laundry to do! They do not go to school to be educated. They do not have to work and pay taxes,

They made rules thousands of years ago that everyone follows and there have been no problems. They do not waste money on elections. The oldest is the leader and if he or she does wrong, the others beat the hell out of them and chose a new leader. The oldest next in line is the new leader!

Everything that a man does has to be paid for. That means having a job. When a monkey wants to make love, he finds a partner who is willing. Man has to make promises or pay for Love Making, one way or another.

Everything that a monkey does freely, man has to work for. A monkey doesn’t have to repair any thing around his house. Man never gets it all done. Man sleeps in a bed when it is dark, Monkey sleeps when & where every he wants.

I am done with evolution, I am going back to being a Monkey and eat bananas and other fruits from trees.

Swing me to sleep honey.

By; Ben R.