" A butcher named Lean"

A Butcher named Lean. Customer named Fat.
Standing at the Meat counter,

Hi Lean, Hi Fat, what-a-ya have today ?
Fat, what’s good, fat or lean. Both are good, fat will have more taste .
Lean, One or two lbs.
Fat, Better make it five.
Lean, Having company are you?
Fat, Nah, just family.
Lean, Anything else today?
Fat. How does around 8:30 sound to you?
Lean, that’s great, my wife will be sound asleep by then.
Fat, where do you want to meet:
Lean, how about at the Gym?
Fat, Why there?
Lean, just in case someone follows you!
Fat, Got it all worked out, have you?
Lean, Nah, I live close by and the car is in the shop!
Fat, Should I bring something to drink?
Lean, Nah, We can get water out of the toilet tank.
Fat, Should I bring a lunch?
Lean, Nah, we can eat at the club when we take the tools back.
Fat. How long does it take for concrete to get hard.
Lean, Not long, we will be using the quick setting stuff,
Fat, I lost a key-ring there last week.
Lean, don’t worry about it, I have it in my pocket.
Fat. Thank God!
Lean, Let’s not get him involved!
Fat, Why?
Lean, He wouldn’t approve of us making moon shine..
Fat, I thought we were making gas-a-hal ……………
Lean, We were, but it tasted so good, I changed the name!

By: Ben R.