"The Yellow Rose of Parmalee"

Most flowers are not weeds, some are pretty but they smell bad, but the Yellow Rose of Parmalee, has nothing to compare with anything. If eaten by an animal, The animal will stagger and fall or stand with their head hanging really low. A small animal most likely will die.

If a man was standing too close and took a deep smell, to test the fragrance, nine times out of ten, it would cause him to fall. When this was discovered in it’s early days, it was used to kill pests and a large dose would kill a person.

It was outlawed and taken off the market, but it was revised under a new name of DTT42. You can tell when it is around by the unpleasant smell. There is a perfume being sold, to women, that has the similar smell and it tends to keep the insects away and it can make the male person act a little confused. A women can, and some do, take advantage of the male, in this state, and be gone before he realizes It. Most women do not buy this for that purpose, They buy it because the way it is advertised, and the free stuff that comes with it. A women will always go for a bargain, even when they don’t need the item.

I am sure you knew that women are missing a trait or a gene that men have, which is called “Save” and they were given a gene that is much stronger than what man has, it’s called “Spend” . Don’t ask me, I never had anything to do with the assembly of a women. And once more, I do not know anyone that has.

I need to stop here and give some thought, as to why I am always saying things about women, I ask that question once before, and some one said: What else is there to write about, that is more interesting ?

Maybe I should tell you about the Dog that I don’t have and the amount of money needed to purchases one like it, It has a collar with a name and date on it, a tail that wags and makes a good cooling fan, he has deep bark, that makes one jump! He will stand up and put his paws on your shoulders and look you in the eye. When you look into his mouth, your knees start to shake. You begin to wonder where that blood, around his mouth, came from?

I had better save that story for another time. Back to my subject on Women. Once, the two most used names for women were, Betty and Mary, Now those two names have appeared to have been retired. Now it's Brook, Dawn, Caggy, Mushy , Rags and what ever comes to one’s mind first. A group has a name like Walking Stones, Five alive, Jitters or what ever.

Some do have real funny sounding names, when you speak of different nationalitys. I knew a girl with the last nome of Bangerbutt , she was nice, smart, Pretty and a person you would like to spend time with. She must have been made fun of, a lot, If another friend of mine made fun of her, I would let them know what I thought!

Indian names all start with: Fast, Black, Yellow, Big and I have been told, that some Indians have a tradition of carrying on with the families ancestors mane. I have heard that Indians have said, the name is the same’ as the first thing one sees when they open their eyes in the morning. But who out there, can confirm this? But then, what do I know about Indians? They can get mean and you could lose your scalp. We white men killed the Buffalo and the Indian is still mad about that. Then we took his land and then a treaty was signed, then we broke the treaty and took the land back. You, not me, made promises that you never kept.

What is wrong with you White man? You lie, you cheat, and drink fire water. You take the young women and make slaves out of them. Indians no longer tie you to a post and build a fire to roast you, Now they will follow you home, to find out where you live, Then they come back later and burn your house down. Now I don’t know that this is true,” remember, this is just a story”.

My big problem is: Women of my past, and some men, don’t even know that I am still around, If my name comes up in a group conversation, everyone one will says, Who?

I do hope you are not one of them, If you think my stories are bad, please put money in envelope and send to P. O. Box BenR. All towns U S A .

If you like, you can leave the, amount line, blank and I will fill that in for you.

I’ll leave my name at the bottom of this page.

Me “Ben R.”

P.S. Stay away from the Yellow Rose of Parmalee……It’s Bad Stuff…