Who do you say you are? Where did we meet? I ain’t never been there. Are you sure you know me? I am sure I have never met you before.
You say it was a long time ago and I told you that you smelled bad and Ask how long it had been since you had a bath and washed behind your ears ? Well I don’t remember anything of the sort.
No, I have never been in the army and I do not know how to play poker and I have always wanted to learn, and ask you show me how?
You said: you deal seven cards to each person, they keep five and toss two away. then when I said I had three just alike, you said that I lose but if I would had four, I could have won.
You say, Red hearts count the most and they have to be in numerical order, like. 10, J, Q. K. and Ace, to win. Why does three of a kind mean you lose, and four of a kind means you win? lose what? Money in to pot. what money? What pot?
You said: it is money you bet on who has the winning hand, If you have three that are alike, you have to toss one of them away? If you have an A, 2,3,4, & 5, you still lose? Hey! This is not the game of poker that I want to learn about. I want the one where I win all the time.
I feel kind of uncomfortable with this gun, I have stuck in my belt, Maybe if I just lay it here on the table, I’ll feel better. Seeing a gun kind of brings out the honesty of everyone.
Okay, here we go again! This time you don’t look at my cards before you give them to me, that will be rule one.
Rule two, all cards will come from the top of the deck, or I won’t play with you anymore! I’ll take two new cards, thank you! What do you have?
You say it was a long time ago and I told you that you smelled bad and Ask how long it had been since you had a bath and washed behind your ears ? Well I don’t remember anything of the sort.
No, I have never been in the army and I do not know how to play poker and I have always wanted to learn, and ask you show me how?
You said: you deal seven cards to each person, they keep five and toss two away. then when I said I had three just alike, you said that I lose but if I would had four, I could have won.
You say, Red hearts count the most and they have to be in numerical order, like. 10, J, Q. K. and Ace, to win. Why does three of a kind mean you lose, and four of a kind means you win? lose what? Money in to pot. what money? What pot?
You said: it is money you bet on who has the winning hand, If you have three that are alike, you have to toss one of them away? If you have an A, 2,3,4, & 5, you still lose? Hey! This is not the game of poker that I want to learn about. I want the one where I win all the time.
I feel kind of uncomfortable with this gun, I have stuck in my belt, Maybe if I just lay it here on the table, I’ll feel better. Seeing a gun kind of brings out the honesty of everyone.
Okay, here we go again! This time you don’t look at my cards before you give them to me, that will be rule one.
Rule two, all cards will come from the top of the deck, or I won’t play with you anymore! I’ll take two new cards, thank you! What do you have?
Looks like I win. Now it is my turn to deal, right! One for you and one for me, two for you and two for me, three for you and three for me. Two more for you and two more for me ! What did you say this game is called ?
I’ll play these cards. How many cards would you like? Okay, here are three new ones, Are you betting all that money on this hand. I’ll see that and raise you ten more of these,
Call or fold !, I don’t have all day! What have you got? Two Kings and an Ace. Not good enough, I have a full hand of spades, 9 through Ace. I win!
Stop your crying, I never cheated you! Your Mother wants you to come and eat your breakfast as it is almost time for you to go to school.
No, I am not going to give back your money! You gambled and lost, now stop your crying and go eat your breakfast. Then I’ll drive you to school.
Little Kids are such Babies……………
By: Ben R/
I’ll play these cards. How many cards would you like? Okay, here are three new ones, Are you betting all that money on this hand. I’ll see that and raise you ten more of these,
Call or fold !, I don’t have all day! What have you got? Two Kings and an Ace. Not good enough, I have a full hand of spades, 9 through Ace. I win!
Stop your crying, I never cheated you! Your Mother wants you to come and eat your breakfast as it is almost time for you to go to school.
No, I am not going to give back your money! You gambled and lost, now stop your crying and go eat your breakfast. Then I’ll drive you to school.
Little Kids are such Babies……………
By: Ben R/
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