It has to be time for some changes, You are no longer a kid and you can’t pass yourself off as one. Get rid of those peddle pushers and, training pants, wear some long legged trousers. You are forty something and you should be supporting yourself and living in a place of your own. Stop hanging on to your Mothers apron strings.
Try talking your way out or around the problem, Fist-T-cuffs are not the only way. Take a chance, you might win. If it hurts, it will only be for a short time. Death will come to each of us in time. When that time comes, you won’t have any choice. You will go where you go
Watch out for your own interests, and speak out when you have been falsely accused. Stand and fight when it becomes necessary. There is more to life than just being a social sad sack. Find out how good it feels to win one.
Your honor is not lost if the battle was fought for a good cause. Look those trouble makers in the eye, and let them know you have no fear of them, chances are they will back down and maybe even run.
Anger makes one fight with out thinking, coolness will keep you in control! He who is standing in the end, must there fore be the winner. Because the loser has fallen to the ground or is running down the road. Know what you are fighting for, those that are wrong are the losers.
Don’t go waving a flag just yet. Save that for the proper holiday. But a cool drink would go down easy and taste really good. “Cold Beer-Ahaaaaa”
Try talking your way out or around the problem, Fist-T-cuffs are not the only way. Take a chance, you might win. If it hurts, it will only be for a short time. Death will come to each of us in time. When that time comes, you won’t have any choice. You will go where you go
Watch out for your own interests, and speak out when you have been falsely accused. Stand and fight when it becomes necessary. There is more to life than just being a social sad sack. Find out how good it feels to win one.
Your honor is not lost if the battle was fought for a good cause. Look those trouble makers in the eye, and let them know you have no fear of them, chances are they will back down and maybe even run.
Anger makes one fight with out thinking, coolness will keep you in control! He who is standing in the end, must there fore be the winner. Because the loser has fallen to the ground or is running down the road. Know what you are fighting for, those that are wrong are the losers.
Don’t go waving a flag just yet. Save that for the proper holiday. But a cool drink would go down easy and taste really good. “Cold Beer-Ahaaaaa”
Stop using Cigarettes they will cause you to get the Mad Crow Syndrome and that will be your fall from grace.
If you eat corn on a cob dipped in chocolate, it will make you have a big belly and make it hard for you to go up-hill. Don’t become a Chocolate freak, there are better ways to die. If it is good, leave it alone. You shouldn’t have it, This has been the story of my life. When you go by a Bakery, look the other way and pinch your nose so you don’t smell anything!
Would you like to hear a few good things you can do? First, be kind to animals and small children. If the kids are over five and smarter than you, ignore them, you can’t win. Remember Mothers and Fathers Day and if you still have some money, buy them a Birthday Gift. Obey all Traffic rules and watch out for the Bulls.
If you eat corn on a cob dipped in chocolate, it will make you have a big belly and make it hard for you to go up-hill. Don’t become a Chocolate freak, there are better ways to die. If it is good, leave it alone. You shouldn’t have it, This has been the story of my life. When you go by a Bakery, look the other way and pinch your nose so you don’t smell anything!
Would you like to hear a few good things you can do? First, be kind to animals and small children. If the kids are over five and smarter than you, ignore them, you can’t win. Remember Mothers and Fathers Day and if you still have some money, buy them a Birthday Gift. Obey all Traffic rules and watch out for the Bulls.
If you have a girl friend and she is starting to complain all the time, take her for a walk up in the mountains, with a little help, she could fall off a cliff. Never give up when you can give in and wait for another time, you may have a better chance!
While the information or suggestions above are good, it is up to you if you use them or not. There will be times when they won’t work for you, so the only other suggestion would be to enlist the aid of a killer dog and, he or she, must be big and look mean, or get help from a little sister. Any little Sister will do!
Use it or lose it!
By; Ben R.
While the information or suggestions above are good, it is up to you if you use them or not. There will be times when they won’t work for you, so the only other suggestion would be to enlist the aid of a killer dog and, he or she, must be big and look mean, or get help from a little sister. Any little Sister will do!
Use it or lose it!
By; Ben R.
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