It happens to each of us, my first black eye was received from a girl. The lose tooth was caused by the same girl about a year later, She was the bully of the neighborhood and maybe of that whole side of town. I wasn’t the first or the last to be beaten by this girl called, Killer Kay.
I lost track of old Killer Kay, for several years, then I read in the paper, where she was running a Karate school. She doesn’t have many clients as she is just too rough on them, but there are enough so she can keep on beating the hell out of someone, to satisfy her ego.
She has to be over eighty five now, as I am older than she is. It is said, she looks a little weather worn, but still in great condition.
I remember when, a whole boy scout troop took her on, many years ago and she beat the tar out of the whole troop. The Scout master went to see her, and once he was healed enough, he went to the police and reported her. Yup, you guessed it, the entire force took her on and now they have been short handed for some time and will be until all wounds were healed.
They say she married a big mean looking guy who was a Green Beret and no one seems to know what happened to him. No body has ever been found. When she goes to the court house, the Mayor and the Judge hide. People that work there answered all her questions the way she wants them to be answered.
She went to a Rodeo once, and when the animals saw her, they all broke free and ran. The rodeo had to be canceled. If she goes into a café to eat, everyone there, gets up and leaves. The waitress does the cooking as the cook is unable to stand up, since she worked him over.
I once heard, this country was going to war with a another country and word got out that she would be fighting in it, the other country surrendered with in an hour. She wasn’t a real solder, she was a secret weapon and a volunteer. Volunteer’s do not receive pensions, but she is working on it!
The Airline pilots say, if she ever gets on board one of their airplanes, they will refuse take off.
Killer wanted to join a ladies club, all the members withdrew their membership. Killer is now the President, Vice President, Sectary / treasurer and the club meets whenever and wherever she wants it to.
The Navy said No, They don’t want her to get close to any of the ships and our Submarines refuse to surface if she is anywhere close by.
She doesn’t have to pay taxes or file a income tax report, she has been granted the right away, no matter where she is and that is not debatable. I am sure you know that they give the real bad storms, a name. Well they gave Killer a number and it’s a long one.
It was not known if Killer Kay had a Mother and Father or siblings. Some say she was raised by a pack of mad dogs and they all died from hunger. She wouldn’t share any of the bones with them. The story goes, she has a Dinosaur buried somewhere and everyone is trying to find it, It’s worth millions.
Take a good look around before you move, there are monsters and spies all over the place. Watch that bush just up ahead, it moved! It’s too bad that you didn’t bring a flashlight. It is really dark tonight and we have a full moon. You wouldn’t be superstitious would you? Behind those trees over there, what was that? Was it Kay?
Take your hand out of your pocket, everyone knows that you don’t carry a gun. You have squeezed that banana in you pocket so hard, it’s nothing more than mush now.
Mommy, help, where are you?
By; Ben R.
I lost track of old Killer Kay, for several years, then I read in the paper, where she was running a Karate school. She doesn’t have many clients as she is just too rough on them, but there are enough so she can keep on beating the hell out of someone, to satisfy her ego.
She has to be over eighty five now, as I am older than she is. It is said, she looks a little weather worn, but still in great condition.
I remember when, a whole boy scout troop took her on, many years ago and she beat the tar out of the whole troop. The Scout master went to see her, and once he was healed enough, he went to the police and reported her. Yup, you guessed it, the entire force took her on and now they have been short handed for some time and will be until all wounds were healed.
They say she married a big mean looking guy who was a Green Beret and no one seems to know what happened to him. No body has ever been found. When she goes to the court house, the Mayor and the Judge hide. People that work there answered all her questions the way she wants them to be answered.
She went to a Rodeo once, and when the animals saw her, they all broke free and ran. The rodeo had to be canceled. If she goes into a café to eat, everyone there, gets up and leaves. The waitress does the cooking as the cook is unable to stand up, since she worked him over.
I once heard, this country was going to war with a another country and word got out that she would be fighting in it, the other country surrendered with in an hour. She wasn’t a real solder, she was a secret weapon and a volunteer. Volunteer’s do not receive pensions, but she is working on it!
The Airline pilots say, if she ever gets on board one of their airplanes, they will refuse take off.
Killer wanted to join a ladies club, all the members withdrew their membership. Killer is now the President, Vice President, Sectary / treasurer and the club meets whenever and wherever she wants it to.
The Navy said No, They don’t want her to get close to any of the ships and our Submarines refuse to surface if she is anywhere close by.
She doesn’t have to pay taxes or file a income tax report, she has been granted the right away, no matter where she is and that is not debatable. I am sure you know that they give the real bad storms, a name. Well they gave Killer a number and it’s a long one.
It was not known if Killer Kay had a Mother and Father or siblings. Some say she was raised by a pack of mad dogs and they all died from hunger. She wouldn’t share any of the bones with them. The story goes, she has a Dinosaur buried somewhere and everyone is trying to find it, It’s worth millions.
Take a good look around before you move, there are monsters and spies all over the place. Watch that bush just up ahead, it moved! It’s too bad that you didn’t bring a flashlight. It is really dark tonight and we have a full moon. You wouldn’t be superstitious would you? Behind those trees over there, what was that? Was it Kay?
Take your hand out of your pocket, everyone knows that you don’t carry a gun. You have squeezed that banana in you pocket so hard, it’s nothing more than mush now.
Mommy, help, where are you?
By; Ben R.
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