Let us assume it is a gas can, If there is nothing in the bottom half, it has to be empty, Hold it up high in the air and look in the filler hole. If some thing come out, you will know there was something in it.
Now don’t get close to an open flame or anyone that is smoking, and get the garden hose and wash yourself off quickly, Now yank your clothing off and wash your self all over. Want some help?
Gee, I hope you were in the back yard or in the garage! How stupid does a person have to be, before being called dangerous? People die from doing such dumb things.
In my past life, when I was a young female, I loved to run around with out any clothing on, Of course I was only a year and a half at the time. But it was fun and cool. Mother had a hard time trying to catch me.
Once we went to a big store shopping. And this was before they had shopping carts, She let go of me for only a few seconds and I was gone. I had gotten behind something and taken off all my clothing and was running around the store.
The loud speaker was saying that a naked female was seen in isle four. Everyone in the store ran to Isle four, for a look see. and I was trapped. Mother got a hold of me and covered me with her jacket. We never did find where I had dropped my clothing!
After that, she made sure that I was wearing things that I couldn’t get off by my self. The years have gone by and mother is not here to watch over me, but I still have that urge to take off all my clothing, Now if all the boys I dated, knew this, think of all the dates I would have!
Now, I am a college graduate and have an urge to do something exciting. It was on a Saturday evening and the discount hardware store was full of people, doing week-end shopping. In the ladies room, I hung all my clothing on a hook and out to the main area I went, naked as a new baby. I ran up and down the isles, screaming and people were following behind me to see what I was going to do next.
Have you ever noticed that there is always one of them ( come to your rescue) People, in every crowd. When the fire department and a dozen or so police men got there, I was well covered and everything appeared to be normal.
These people were so protective and I thought to myself, those past few years had passed much too fast. The TV news people were late getting there and the local News Paper said little, only that there was a slight disturbance at the Discount Hardware store.
I missed those past few years when all the boys teased me. I had planned this for weeks and was so excited when the time came to initiate my plan.
Now don’t get close to an open flame or anyone that is smoking, and get the garden hose and wash yourself off quickly, Now yank your clothing off and wash your self all over. Want some help?
Gee, I hope you were in the back yard or in the garage! How stupid does a person have to be, before being called dangerous? People die from doing such dumb things.
In my past life, when I was a young female, I loved to run around with out any clothing on, Of course I was only a year and a half at the time. But it was fun and cool. Mother had a hard time trying to catch me.
Once we went to a big store shopping. And this was before they had shopping carts, She let go of me for only a few seconds and I was gone. I had gotten behind something and taken off all my clothing and was running around the store.
The loud speaker was saying that a naked female was seen in isle four. Everyone in the store ran to Isle four, for a look see. and I was trapped. Mother got a hold of me and covered me with her jacket. We never did find where I had dropped my clothing!
After that, she made sure that I was wearing things that I couldn’t get off by my self. The years have gone by and mother is not here to watch over me, but I still have that urge to take off all my clothing, Now if all the boys I dated, knew this, think of all the dates I would have!
Now, I am a college graduate and have an urge to do something exciting. It was on a Saturday evening and the discount hardware store was full of people, doing week-end shopping. In the ladies room, I hung all my clothing on a hook and out to the main area I went, naked as a new baby. I ran up and down the isles, screaming and people were following behind me to see what I was going to do next.
Have you ever noticed that there is always one of them ( come to your rescue) People, in every crowd. When the fire department and a dozen or so police men got there, I was well covered and everything appeared to be normal.
These people were so protective and I thought to myself, those past few years had passed much too fast. The TV news people were late getting there and the local News Paper said little, only that there was a slight disturbance at the Discount Hardware store.
I missed those past few years when all the boys teased me. I had planned this for weeks and was so excited when the time came to initiate my plan.
I wasn’t able to sleep all night in anticipation of the next day.
Now it was Sunday morning, a day for church, but I never go to church unless it is a funeral or a wedding, Maybe if I were to go to church, I could get a young priest to hear my confession and who knows what that would lead to.
Maybe I could go to a hospital and have a couple of young doctors, check me over from head to toe. “Nah”, that costs money and I don’t have it to spend. There has to be a way, I have been doing some strange things to get attention, maybe I need a new approach. If I asked the girls, would they give me a few ideas ?
Not many guys have came to my door this past year, the Milk man, the Postman, the News paper boy! Can’t think of anyone else! Work, work, work, that is all I do, maybe I need to volunteer to do some things, where I can meet men!
Where can I go to find a lot of men and what should I wear? Something light and airy, something that will turn their heads and start a fire burning. Go away you young guys, I want real men!
Let me see now, marriage is out, because I want more than just one man. And I don’t want to be known as being easy! I think I will go to the library and see if there are any books on finding a man. Maybe cousin Bertha has a few suggestions for me. Nah, that won’t do, she has been single for forty or more years.
Of course there was that time when the Milk Man’s wife, took her to court. Never did hear about what happened with that!
Here I am, counting the years as they pass and I am standing in a new Pet store. They sure do have a lot of animals in here, All kinds, all colors, big and small. And look at those little tails wag as I get close to them. The cats are nice, kittens are cuties, but the puppies are really cute.
Now it was Sunday morning, a day for church, but I never go to church unless it is a funeral or a wedding, Maybe if I were to go to church, I could get a young priest to hear my confession and who knows what that would lead to.
Maybe I could go to a hospital and have a couple of young doctors, check me over from head to toe. “Nah”, that costs money and I don’t have it to spend. There has to be a way, I have been doing some strange things to get attention, maybe I need a new approach. If I asked the girls, would they give me a few ideas ?
Not many guys have came to my door this past year, the Milk man, the Postman, the News paper boy! Can’t think of anyone else! Work, work, work, that is all I do, maybe I need to volunteer to do some things, where I can meet men!
Where can I go to find a lot of men and what should I wear? Something light and airy, something that will turn their heads and start a fire burning. Go away you young guys, I want real men!
Let me see now, marriage is out, because I want more than just one man. And I don’t want to be known as being easy! I think I will go to the library and see if there are any books on finding a man. Maybe cousin Bertha has a few suggestions for me. Nah, that won’t do, she has been single for forty or more years.
Of course there was that time when the Milk Man’s wife, took her to court. Never did hear about what happened with that!
Here I am, counting the years as they pass and I am standing in a new Pet store. They sure do have a lot of animals in here, All kinds, all colors, big and small. And look at those little tails wag as I get close to them. The cats are nice, kittens are cuties, but the puppies are really cute.
“What am I doing in here?” I am looking for a big strong man to hold my hand and put his arms around me and a little squeeze would be nice also.
This store has a marine, pointing his finger at me, ‘saying I want you’! Could this be the answer?
The years continue to come and go and here I am, “Now what was it I was looking for”. Come on Dixie, Dodo, and Jumper, let’s go home……
By; Ben R.
This store has a marine, pointing his finger at me, ‘saying I want you’! Could this be the answer?
The years continue to come and go and here I am, “Now what was it I was looking for”. Come on Dixie, Dodo, and Jumper, let’s go home……
By; Ben R.
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