"Under the Big Blue hat"

Under this hat was a Beautiful Blonde with long hair and long legs and she floated around like she was on a cloud. She smelled so sweet like soft rain on a warm summer evening. It made a person want to pick the flowers eat them. But I restrained myself, just stood there and watched her as if she was a wonderful dream in a restful night.

Now how in hell does the old woman know when I am having one of these dreams, she always wakes me up, and not allowing me to finish my wonderful dreams in color. Who tipped her off, or is it that I talk in my sleep? Can anyone tell me how and why?

Could it be that the shorts I wear are too tight? I know that a tight head band will restrict ones brain from working. When I was younger and drank liquor, my drinking partner was none other than the Devil her self, and an Angle from above punished me severely, so I gave up the drinking.

Now I believe there is an earth demon, close by, that wants to make sure that I do not enjoy a good life. But, what was it that I did or done, to require this kind of supervision?
I hear stories about others and the bad things they have done and If I were to compare myself to them, I would be one of the good guys.

Good- guys are the best, the hero's, the ones that come to your rescue and are always there to help you! The bad guys say they are the lucky ones and get all the good things in life, if you can believe what they say!

Some times it is true, they do have more, but they do have a harder time to keep them in a nice even roll. Having less means you don't have to work as hard and you have more time to enjoy what you have. All my diamonds are fakes, who would steal them? If you want something that I have, Just ask for it! If you are hungry, ask for food. Don't steal it, A month in jail is a high price to pay for a loaf of bread.

Why would a happy guy with nothing, want a beautiful blond with long legs unless she was a race horse and was having a winning streak? Ugly Pigs win races too. And let us not forget about those fast mice, that run on their own little track.

What do you win, when you win a three legged race? It is laughter and love and being a fun loving member of the crowd. Having love is one thing, Laughing is like calling on a friend that makes moonshine, and about being a member of a crowd, that can be good or bad, It's like two skinny people in one leg, of a pair of pants. One male and one female. It's no-wonder that the girl always wins!

If you didn't under- stand that one, you must be a loser . Me, I have always been a loser, I lost my way home a long time ago and have never found it. Some say, I have never had a home and that was set free before my birth date. What does that mean?

There is no force on this earth that is stronger that a hostile women? Unless it would be two hostile women! Knives may be sharp and cut deep, but they will never win over the hard shell that contains a female. Love comes at a price that most men can not afford and that price will never go down, only increase.

As a Man, you get one chance and that is it. Keep your eyes open and your mouth closed and don’t get caught listening from around the corner. There are no excuses.

As for the Blue hat, Big blue hats are for the warm summer months. Think about getting yourself a scarf and ear-muffs and mittens for the cold that will be here soon. You may not need this, but an extra cord of wood might not be a bad idea. You never can tell what you will need when you live in this area. Hope you have all then things outside, fixed and ready for the winter, you only have a few days left.

A bear rug on the floor close to the fire, would be nice, if you don't have a rug. Be happy with your Bear!
By; Ben ®