"The Blood Test"

The letter said: The Dog was to report to the County court House and stand before Judge Cat McLove, on the day date and time specified within.

On the date specified, Dog stood before Judge Mc Love as she read the charges to him, then ask how he pleaded? His reply was guilty, Your Honor.  He was ordered to pay a fine of $250.00 and told to pay at the clerk of courts office.

The flowing day the Dog takes his pet Man to see a doctor and the doctor ask what the problem was?  The Dog says: When I take my man out for a walk, he always wants to stop and pee on the fire plugs.

The Animal doctor ask, if the Fire department was complaining about this and the Dog said “no”. But he was sure they were getting tired of having to repaint all the fire plugs.  The doctor tells the Dog, there have been a lot of complaints about this lately, maybe a blood test would give them a clue.

A nurse gave the man a Cat Scan and the cat found nothing, Blood was drawn and the lab worked on blood tests all day and night, then the doctor called the Dog and told him to bring the man back in. He said he thinks they have found the reason. The test showed that the man just wasn’t getting enough sex. He wrote out a prescription and told the Dog to take it to a whore House and see if they would fill it.

The Dog and the Old Madame came to an agreement and the Dog took a female home with him.  A few months later, the Dog called the doctor to make a report. He said: the diagnosis appeared to be correct and it was working. And they now have had two litters of babies, but he couldn’t get the female to leave.  Said he  stopped giving money to her, but she started to return all the money back to him.

Now thy have been receiving mail from around the country, from people wanting to know what the solution to the problem was and people are inclosing money in the envelops. The Doctor said: Don’t go away, stay right there. I’ll be there soon, I have a business plan to speak with you about.

By: Ben R. ☺

Feb. 17, 2020