"Holly Molly Ollie"

Holy Moly Ollie!

Is she real ? I thought it was just a picture you were showing me. She can’t be more than seventeen or eighteen, at the most. I have never seen any one as perfect and beautiful as she  is.

How did you ever manage to get her clothing off of her? You lied to her didn’t you, and said you wouldn’t peek while she was un-dressing. You know, you should be shot, don’t you ? She looks so cute in that little Sun Suit! Playing in the sand on the beach. No one, would ever be able to keep their eyes off of her, especially us men.  The girls would be watching also, wishing they looked like her.

When I was a young person, I spent a lot of time trying to decide what I wanted to be, when I grew up, now I know. I want to be a peeping Tom. I could stay hidden out of sight and watch all the pretty young girls. I will have to learn how to control my heavy breathing, as it might give my presence away. Maybe I can even wear a black cape, like the Shadow does.

If one was invisible, think of all the places he could go with out being seen. I remember a story, of an invisible guy that use to vanish, in place of a deodorant. No one could see him but they all were trying to figure out where the smell was coming from! 

If you have never heard of Ollie, he is a brother to Logoff. Olsen.  Now don’t tell me that you never heard of Logoff, Olsen, or I will really have my doubts about you!

I have heard, that Minnesota and Wisconsin have the most pretty girls living in those two states. But I know a couple from Bismark, North Dakota, They may even be sisters, I know both are nurses, There is some thing that I have always wondered about? They say that all nurses know how to not get pregnant. I was just wondering!

Once a young Finnlander girl said; she knew all about that stuff. She wore a sign around her neck that said: Do you want your children to grow up looking like this ? Or was that an Eskimo girl?

By; Ben R.   ☺

April 9, 2013