Day after Christmas report,

Day after Christmas reports,

It was really sad when we heard that Frosty had disappeared, But this morning I had a message from my brother in Connecticut, that Jack Frost had died.  He had frozen solid on an aluminum storm door, in Manchester Connecticut.  He apparently was trying to get the door open so he could warm his hands and fingers. 

This seams to be a day for bad news, Santa was delivering toys some where over New Galas, his slay hit something really hard and went down scattering toys all over the New Galas aria. There has been no word if

Old Santa had completed his rounds, or not !  A VERY MERRY Christmas, to all the children in that area.

After having dinner, we all sat and listened to Christmas songs on the radio, when it was reported that a “DC 999 Texas Air“ passenger plane was missing in that same area. When searching for that Airplane, Air Force One was found on one of the  Hawaiian Islands, in the Pacific.

It was parked along the side of a hut and they tried to camouflage it so it couldn’t be seen from the air. Who knows what that man from Washington, is up to now? His office said: He was at a Family reunion!        

The dogs and birds all started to acting up on, Christmas Eve, when Santa was supposed to be here, he didn’t stop, he just went on to his next scheduled stop for milk and cookies.  Did you ever wonder why the big guy was so fat? People have reported that they make fudge and all kinds of cookies for treats at Christmas time, and when the fat boy has been there and gone, most everything goes with him!  This is why he always uses the door when he leaves. 

Santa lost his long time Elf Leader, “Wolff” He went to Florida with Old Nick one year and decided to stay there.  No, it wasn’t because the rent was cheaper, it had something to do with girls!  Why is it, when there is a problem some where it has something to do with girls? Remember what the Easter Bunny did?  Now there are little bunnies rabbits everywhere. This is what happens when a word is misspelled, the word was to communicate and they thought it said, formicate. 

Well , enough of that, I’m getting cold, and I am going back to where the Sun shines.  Remember, if you have gifts to exchange, you have to be there early or you won’t have a good selection.

Those Pink panties, that you gave me, are just too damn large, they were for a larger elephant and they were not water proof.

See you next Year, but not at Christmas, I am going on an extended vacation with a friend.

Ben R.

Dec, 28, 2013