The amount of brain cells my wife has, is small enough to be easily managed. My wife has a new cook book called: Handle & Griddle, also ”Hard & Black is best”, and a cook book called: “1001 ways to use charcoal”.
Can’t seem to lose her, she is part Pigeon! Real flighty! Of course there are times when She has to send a message home with one of the flock.
Have you read that new book, called “Lost in the Wal-Mart parking lot”. My wife takes it with her every time she goes shopping there!
My wife is not Blond, but she uses a blind dog to find her way around. She never lies about the truth, because she never knows what’s true, and what's not and that’s the truth about a lie!
She never falls down, the ground just came up and hit her. Well just don’t stand there, help her up.
She carries a very large stone in her purse. Go ahead , ask her why? Want to know how I lost my teeth? Living dangerously on a fixed income, Her finger prints were all over the place, she said someone stole them!
My life is in danger every moment she is awake. If not in Danger then confused. When she has gas, stay away from her with anything that could cause a spark.
There should be a law that says: A Man & Woman can only be married for ten years, than if they choose to stay together, they have an option for another five years. After that a contract should be signed for one year intervals. If they separate within the first Ten Years, No Alimony or other property needs to be exchanged between spouses.
All flesh eating animals will remain with the women. Children will become wards of Grandparents. After all, Agreements and Contracts have a time limit, enforceable by Law!
"Ah Choo"
1 comment:
Wow, it's feast or famine. Love to see your posts! Well, the one slamming my mom wasn't that nice. But the other ones were fun to read.
I was dreaming of a couple of posts where you would put in a photo of yourself as a boy and give biographical information (true stuff). I would value that! Lynette
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