Life is made up of Fat Cells and words, The more words you use the more Fat Cells you get. So why do Fat people have more words to pass around and why are they so meaningless? Have you noticed that people that write more than others are always setting on most of their fat cells ?
Some questions are ages old and never do get answered. Some people send a card once a year, or do not use a telephone, sorry I mean an I Pod, and they never sit, but they do lay around a lot. I once knew a Dairy farmer that always went to visit people preferable to using phones and letters. He once had a wife, but he traded her off for an old sow and half a butchered cow. He gave the half cow to friends and butchered the sow and gave it away also. After the separation he would visit a lot of friends. He always made it a point to arrive in time for dinner and always stayed and went home after supper. He did this three or four times a week. One would have to say he was a sociable fellow.
When he made the trade, he had to give all the kitchen appliances and every-thing else in the kitchen to get someone interested in taking the wife in on a trade. City girls never make good wives. Girls from the Cities have some strange ideas, like all out houses need flush handles. This female brought the wards catalog back into the house so she could read it where it was warm. She knew it had to be replaced and replaced it with a roll of something, so she used a roll of roofing. When I ask why, she said it lasts longer, I never would have thought of that !
A year or so after the trade, he got a letter from a lawyer, telling him that was being sued for misrepresenting his part of the trade. They say he never told the truth about the merchandise and lead them to believe they were getting a real deal.
In the charges, they claimed the hens stopped laying eggs and the cows stopped giving milk and the horses wouldn’t come out of the barn, while she was in their home. The children hid all the time and all the clocks in the house wouldn’t work. The list went on and on.
They insisted that the trade be reversed and that I had to pay for all the loss of product, doctors fees, and other damage that was done and a fine of one hundred thousand dollars be given for mental damage that it caused.
It appears that this woman ( if you care to call her that) is a half sister to the Judge’s wife and the house that the Judge lives in belongs to this half sister. The judge is not very popular with the towns people The town built a gallows and it was built with the intention of Judge being the first to use it. But he made thes people take it down. Most every one in the town had volunteered to be on a firing squad to liquidate the old boy.
The case has been in the court system for the past five years and the lawyer representing them has offered to make a settlement if I would just take the lady off their hand. The offer included the deed to their farm and all that was on it . But I refused. I am selling my farm and moving to the east, I met a lady who owns a house, has money and two beautiful daughters. After we are married, I will become the cook and house keeper as they have a very lucrative business on the side. No! Not that, They sell cosmetics and beauty things. Is that part of that other business??
I haven’t got time to finish this message, The money is in the bank and all the papers have been signed. The bus is ready to leave and the ladies know they are to meet me at the station at a certain time..
Thanks for all you have done ? I think I will take a nap now, Leave the teddy bear with me, the baby is big enough to sleep alone.
Ben R. Bauer
Some questions are ages old and never do get answered. Some people send a card once a year, or do not use a telephone, sorry I mean an I Pod, and they never sit, but they do lay around a lot. I once knew a Dairy farmer that always went to visit people preferable to using phones and letters. He once had a wife, but he traded her off for an old sow and half a butchered cow. He gave the half cow to friends and butchered the sow and gave it away also. After the separation he would visit a lot of friends. He always made it a point to arrive in time for dinner and always stayed and went home after supper. He did this three or four times a week. One would have to say he was a sociable fellow.
When he made the trade, he had to give all the kitchen appliances and every-thing else in the kitchen to get someone interested in taking the wife in on a trade. City girls never make good wives. Girls from the Cities have some strange ideas, like all out houses need flush handles. This female brought the wards catalog back into the house so she could read it where it was warm. She knew it had to be replaced and replaced it with a roll of something, so she used a roll of roofing. When I ask why, she said it lasts longer, I never would have thought of that !
A year or so after the trade, he got a letter from a lawyer, telling him that was being sued for misrepresenting his part of the trade. They say he never told the truth about the merchandise and lead them to believe they were getting a real deal.
In the charges, they claimed the hens stopped laying eggs and the cows stopped giving milk and the horses wouldn’t come out of the barn, while she was in their home. The children hid all the time and all the clocks in the house wouldn’t work. The list went on and on.
They insisted that the trade be reversed and that I had to pay for all the loss of product, doctors fees, and other damage that was done and a fine of one hundred thousand dollars be given for mental damage that it caused.
It appears that this woman ( if you care to call her that) is a half sister to the Judge’s wife and the house that the Judge lives in belongs to this half sister. The judge is not very popular with the towns people The town built a gallows and it was built with the intention of Judge being the first to use it. But he made thes people take it down. Most every one in the town had volunteered to be on a firing squad to liquidate the old boy.
The case has been in the court system for the past five years and the lawyer representing them has offered to make a settlement if I would just take the lady off their hand. The offer included the deed to their farm and all that was on it . But I refused. I am selling my farm and moving to the east, I met a lady who owns a house, has money and two beautiful daughters. After we are married, I will become the cook and house keeper as they have a very lucrative business on the side. No! Not that, They sell cosmetics and beauty things. Is that part of that other business??
I haven’t got time to finish this message, The money is in the bank and all the papers have been signed. The bus is ready to leave and the ladies know they are to meet me at the station at a certain time..
Thanks for all you have done ? I think I will take a nap now, Leave the teddy bear with me, the baby is big enough to sleep alone.
Ben R. Bauer
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