A typical day for some people!
The sun is shinning and it’s colder outside and looking out your window you can see the ground is covered with snow. You close your eyes and shake your head, thinking it’s all a bad dream. But when you open your eyes again it’s more than that, It’s a night mare.
You look in the mirror and think, why me God? You make your way to the bath room and find there is no hot water and decide to forego the shower. And then it comes to mind, you are going to have to replace that dam Hot Water Heater. Why do these things always happen when you don’t have any extra money, Your account at the bank is over drawn and you have gotten rid of all them credit cards, which is a really good thing, just don’t apply for another one.
Now I’ll bet you are sorry that you said all them bad things to the people at Sears and Home Depot, aren’t you! They sure do pass the word around about you fast, don’t they!
Now you think, who do I know that would have some extra money? It appears that you have chosen the wrong group of friends, they are all in the same boat as you are. You find an old sweat shirt and blue jeans and get dressed, slip on them old shoes with out socks and you can feel you feet sticking to the inside of your shoes. Your head feels so big you are not sure it will fit through the door opening, but trust me, it will!
Is there a really bad taste in your mouth? It must be from them red and green peppers, onions and chocolate that you ate on that dizzy bread. That stuff always leaves a bad taste in ones mouth. Oh ! that stuff you thought was mayonnaise, it wasn’t. I’m not going to tell you what it was, but sometimes it is used as fertilizer.
No one seems to know what that yellow stuff was that you were drinking. We all thought you knew better than to mix your drinks. Boy, do you ever smell bad, better stay down wind of everyone today or until you can get a shower.
Oh oh! Someone is knocking on your door. I wouldn’t answer it if I were you! It seems that some one drove their car in to a neighbors living room down the street last night. When you came in, your shirt was torn and shredded and there was lip stick on your belly button..
By the way, where did you leave your car?
Ben R. Bauer
The sun is shinning and it’s colder outside and looking out your window you can see the ground is covered with snow. You close your eyes and shake your head, thinking it’s all a bad dream. But when you open your eyes again it’s more than that, It’s a night mare.
You look in the mirror and think, why me God? You make your way to the bath room and find there is no hot water and decide to forego the shower. And then it comes to mind, you are going to have to replace that dam Hot Water Heater. Why do these things always happen when you don’t have any extra money, Your account at the bank is over drawn and you have gotten rid of all them credit cards, which is a really good thing, just don’t apply for another one.
Now I’ll bet you are sorry that you said all them bad things to the people at Sears and Home Depot, aren’t you! They sure do pass the word around about you fast, don’t they!
Now you think, who do I know that would have some extra money? It appears that you have chosen the wrong group of friends, they are all in the same boat as you are. You find an old sweat shirt and blue jeans and get dressed, slip on them old shoes with out socks and you can feel you feet sticking to the inside of your shoes. Your head feels so big you are not sure it will fit through the door opening, but trust me, it will!
Is there a really bad taste in your mouth? It must be from them red and green peppers, onions and chocolate that you ate on that dizzy bread. That stuff always leaves a bad taste in ones mouth. Oh ! that stuff you thought was mayonnaise, it wasn’t. I’m not going to tell you what it was, but sometimes it is used as fertilizer.
No one seems to know what that yellow stuff was that you were drinking. We all thought you knew better than to mix your drinks. Boy, do you ever smell bad, better stay down wind of everyone today or until you can get a shower.
Oh oh! Someone is knocking on your door. I wouldn’t answer it if I were you! It seems that some one drove their car in to a neighbors living room down the street last night. When you came in, your shirt was torn and shredded and there was lip stick on your belly button..
By the way, where did you leave your car?
Ben R. Bauer
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