I get to bed around 8:00 or 8:30, Set the timer on the TV for an hour but I am never awake when it turns off. I'll wake up about 12:00 midnight, again at 2:00 and 5:00 a.m. When that clock chimes six time, I'm up and have the coffee pot working.
In and Out of the bath room before the Queen takes the throne. I have her news paper waiting on her chair and usually I have eaten my breakfast. See, you thought I was helpless and depended on her to do all those things! I know she still has you fooled but this old boy is wise to a lot of her ways in doing things. If there is a morning that I haven't eaten, it’s because she hasn't tried to improve on her looks. Or trying to save face by putting on a mask. Then when she appears, I'll look at her and smile, then tell her, I think you have it on backwards...That's when I get banished to the basement.
First, I hand her a cup of coffee and of course she usually has something to say, Be a Sweetheart she saz to me; take this coffee and dump it down the dezzely; Most of us guys call it a "John" But I have to admit, she is learning!
She will say something like: if you think I am getting breakfast for you at this late hour, you are crazier than a "NO" I won't use them words in front of you, shame shame on this old girl!
In and Out of the bath room before the Queen takes the throne. I have her news paper waiting on her chair and usually I have eaten my breakfast. See, you thought I was helpless and depended on her to do all those things! I know she still has you fooled but this old boy is wise to a lot of her ways in doing things. If there is a morning that I haven't eaten, it’s because she hasn't tried to improve on her looks. Or trying to save face by putting on a mask. Then when she appears, I'll look at her and smile, then tell her, I think you have it on backwards...That's when I get banished to the basement.
First, I hand her a cup of coffee and of course she usually has something to say, Be a Sweetheart she saz to me; take this coffee and dump it down the dezzely; Most of us guys call it a "John" But I have to admit, she is learning!
She will say something like: if you think I am getting breakfast for you at this late hour, you are crazier than a "NO" I won't use them words in front of you, shame shame on this old girl!
My reply was: Yippity do daw, yippity yea, if wasn't so cold, I could go out and eat hay! See what a wonderful, fun loving , thoughtful caring person I am, and you were believing all that bad stuff that she and her mother said about me.
Whiskey for two, she said, at the bar; or give me some white lighting and put it in this jar; But that was after she said: I think I’ll run down to the pub and get me a cool beer; and when the bar tender called to say; she was hurt when she fell off the stool while crying tears in her booze. The song that was playing; I had heard many times; and sung when going to school; The song was called; "I have tears in my beer from crying over you."
Hey, a guy has to be driven out of his mind to write stuff like this. I'm on the edge but I have good hold on to the rope and guess who has the knife in her hand! Oh well, sooner or later, it's bound to happen.
Good Morning everyone, welcome to the world of fantasy and fun!
Ben R. Bauer
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