How did people move stuff before the wheel was invented?
I was talking with a guy that said, he thought they used big balloons and dug channels for water, so boats could haul things. He told me that he and his brother were inventors once and they built a balloon and tried to fill it with hot air, but it wouldn’t work because they couldn’t get enough hot air into it fast enough to keep it up. Then they learned that a balloon would raise easier and faster with gas than it would with hot air.
Now picture this, if you will, two young fellers backed up to an opening on a balloon, and both farting into it while the balloon is straining to stay on the ground? Orville and Wilber had nothing on Bob & Bill. They were way ahead of the Wright brothers.
These are the same two guys that made cats run on gasoline. They tied a gas socked rag to the cats tail, the cat ran across the yard, jumped over the fence and stopped dead, He ran out of gas!
Once they went picking blue berries and ate most of them. Their teeth all turned blue. They tried everything to get their teeth clean, Then a guy told them to put a couple of night crawlers in their mouths and that would remove all the stain. It didn’t work! The night crawlers wiggled around in their mouths and that made them laugh and when they laughed, they swallowed the worms. There are boys raised in the Mountains and boys raised in the Hills and it is hard to tell them apart.
They had a real good friend named Mickey. Bob, Bill & their friend Mickey went swimming in the nude, Bob and Bill were really confused when they saw Mickey in the nude! While they both squatted to pee, Mickey stood up! For some people, life really slow. What do you mean, saying this is confusing, didn’t I just say, “they were confused”?
Bob and Bill decided to go for a drive to one of the lakes. About the same time a man was going ashore with his boat. He drops the anchor in the water, leaving his fishing gear in the boat and picking up the oars, he goes up to the outhouse. Bob and Bill are walking along, kicking cans and skipping flat rocks on the water. They come upon this boat with a lot of fishing gear in it, and they can see no one around. They decide to borrow the boat and go fishing. Bob pushes the boat while Bill fishes and then Bill pushes the boat while Bob fishes. They do this most of the afternoon and it is not easy to do, while dragging an eighty pound anchor on the bottom of the lake. Oh! The guy in the outhouse, he is looking for his boat, can’t remember where he left it!
Hey, if I didn’t like you I would even mention you!
Aug, 7th. 09
By: Ben R.
I was talking with a guy that said, he thought they used big balloons and dug channels for water, so boats could haul things. He told me that he and his brother were inventors once and they built a balloon and tried to fill it with hot air, but it wouldn’t work because they couldn’t get enough hot air into it fast enough to keep it up. Then they learned that a balloon would raise easier and faster with gas than it would with hot air.
Now picture this, if you will, two young fellers backed up to an opening on a balloon, and both farting into it while the balloon is straining to stay on the ground? Orville and Wilber had nothing on Bob & Bill. They were way ahead of the Wright brothers.
These are the same two guys that made cats run on gasoline. They tied a gas socked rag to the cats tail, the cat ran across the yard, jumped over the fence and stopped dead, He ran out of gas!
Once they went picking blue berries and ate most of them. Their teeth all turned blue. They tried everything to get their teeth clean, Then a guy told them to put a couple of night crawlers in their mouths and that would remove all the stain. It didn’t work! The night crawlers wiggled around in their mouths and that made them laugh and when they laughed, they swallowed the worms. There are boys raised in the Mountains and boys raised in the Hills and it is hard to tell them apart.
They had a real good friend named Mickey. Bob, Bill & their friend Mickey went swimming in the nude, Bob and Bill were really confused when they saw Mickey in the nude! While they both squatted to pee, Mickey stood up! For some people, life really slow. What do you mean, saying this is confusing, didn’t I just say, “they were confused”?
Bob and Bill decided to go for a drive to one of the lakes. About the same time a man was going ashore with his boat. He drops the anchor in the water, leaving his fishing gear in the boat and picking up the oars, he goes up to the outhouse. Bob and Bill are walking along, kicking cans and skipping flat rocks on the water. They come upon this boat with a lot of fishing gear in it, and they can see no one around. They decide to borrow the boat and go fishing. Bob pushes the boat while Bill fishes and then Bill pushes the boat while Bob fishes. They do this most of the afternoon and it is not easy to do, while dragging an eighty pound anchor on the bottom of the lake. Oh! The guy in the outhouse, he is looking for his boat, can’t remember where he left it!
Hey, if I didn’t like you I would even mention you!
Aug, 7th. 09
By: Ben R.
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