I Love to love people, especially people like you! I keep finding reasons to love you more than ever before. If only there were more like you, I could form a team to play soft ball. Organize a bird watching group, Plan a picnic party , Go to a Band Concert, Pass around gossip that say nice things about others. Willing to Talk about grand-children, Talk about the past, The future and the present!
I’ll agree with you, if you will agree with me, unless it becomes almost impossible. You can have the Moon, but the Moon is in my space! You need not pay any rent, just remember who your landlord is! It is comforting to know that all free things belong to you and me and we all share in these things. I’ll loan you my dog, my tools to use, and my advice is free. And I will pay $20.00 a day if you will keep my wife for a few weeks, health care included. I’ll have to warn you, she does act funny once in a while and she has some weird ideas. She has an electronic locater collar, for she sometimes wanders away, but you have to furnish the batteries, it takes eight double “D’s”
I love to hug others and be hugged, patted on the back and have my hair stroked. A kiss on my cheek or forehead is always nice. I would love to set on the porch, in cool evening and listen to the squeaks of the old porch boards and to all of nature's sounds. They are so comforting and soothing! Yes, I am so fortunate to have you as a friend!
Things we would never do are: Take up a collection. Agree on politics, Tell dirty stories, (Forget that last one.) Say things that are not true, I offer no help, to work in gardens or yards, wash windows, Clean house, paint, repair or flush what is left in a Childs solid diaper. I will only baby set with those eighteen years & over, but they have to be under twenty-four years of age and female. I will eat no burnt toast or drink no warm milk. Bed time stories will be told as long as they are of my own choosing. We will never forget to return what we borrow and say thank you for loaning to us. My lawn mower is broken, are you going to fix it or buy me a new one?
If you get scared in a thunder and lightning storm, don’t run to me, as I am just as scared as you are. What they say about liquor is true, so if you do run to me and have a bottle, bring it along! Be sure you have enough to last through out the storm! If it makes you giggle, I’ll will giggle with you. Life is really great when you are feeling no pain. Take off your shoes, I could care less if your socks were dirty. Have you ever noticed that my socks never match? I have several pair like that! Thank you for not saying anything!
If you start a fight with anyone, expect no help from me. If your litter piles up in my yard, our friendship ends, Don’t toss your snow in my yard. No free rides to the store, and stop taking my news paper. I am sorry, but I cannot help you with your bills, I am on a limited income and I have married a women who thinks I am rich. She thinks everyone is rich! And that money grows on trees, That Banks and Lawyers are honest and that cheese comes from the moon. And if the message comes from Washington DC, it has to be true. And all tall women are Queens. Lord help the Kings! That most bad smells do not come from the kitchens and that fast foods are the way to go. And there should be no limit placed on the number of sandwiches you eat each week.
May God protect women and children from the big bad wolf. And don’t point your finger at me, I am your friend!
By: Ben R.
July, 2009
I’ll agree with you, if you will agree with me, unless it becomes almost impossible. You can have the Moon, but the Moon is in my space! You need not pay any rent, just remember who your landlord is! It is comforting to know that all free things belong to you and me and we all share in these things. I’ll loan you my dog, my tools to use, and my advice is free. And I will pay $20.00 a day if you will keep my wife for a few weeks, health care included. I’ll have to warn you, she does act funny once in a while and she has some weird ideas. She has an electronic locater collar, for she sometimes wanders away, but you have to furnish the batteries, it takes eight double “D’s”
I love to hug others and be hugged, patted on the back and have my hair stroked. A kiss on my cheek or forehead is always nice. I would love to set on the porch, in cool evening and listen to the squeaks of the old porch boards and to all of nature's sounds. They are so comforting and soothing! Yes, I am so fortunate to have you as a friend!
Things we would never do are: Take up a collection. Agree on politics, Tell dirty stories, (Forget that last one.) Say things that are not true, I offer no help, to work in gardens or yards, wash windows, Clean house, paint, repair or flush what is left in a Childs solid diaper. I will only baby set with those eighteen years & over, but they have to be under twenty-four years of age and female. I will eat no burnt toast or drink no warm milk. Bed time stories will be told as long as they are of my own choosing. We will never forget to return what we borrow and say thank you for loaning to us. My lawn mower is broken, are you going to fix it or buy me a new one?
If you get scared in a thunder and lightning storm, don’t run to me, as I am just as scared as you are. What they say about liquor is true, so if you do run to me and have a bottle, bring it along! Be sure you have enough to last through out the storm! If it makes you giggle, I’ll will giggle with you. Life is really great when you are feeling no pain. Take off your shoes, I could care less if your socks were dirty. Have you ever noticed that my socks never match? I have several pair like that! Thank you for not saying anything!
If you start a fight with anyone, expect no help from me. If your litter piles up in my yard, our friendship ends, Don’t toss your snow in my yard. No free rides to the store, and stop taking my news paper. I am sorry, but I cannot help you with your bills, I am on a limited income and I have married a women who thinks I am rich. She thinks everyone is rich! And that money grows on trees, That Banks and Lawyers are honest and that cheese comes from the moon. And if the message comes from Washington DC, it has to be true. And all tall women are Queens. Lord help the Kings! That most bad smells do not come from the kitchens and that fast foods are the way to go. And there should be no limit placed on the number of sandwiches you eat each week.
May God protect women and children from the big bad wolf. And don’t point your finger at me, I am your friend!
By: Ben R.
July, 2009
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