Subject: Ding-a-Ling Ding Dong.
It appears that some of you are questioning my mental health and mentality! When I ask my Dog, He replied; Who said that, there was some-thing wrong with your mind? (So, there are two of us that do not agree with that statement.)
The Pharmacist said: I wasn’t taking any medication that would cause this and if it did, he had a medication that would control it.
The physicist said: it didn’t add up that way for him.
The Physician said; It could be the food! or the Sugar foot syndrome.
The x-ray said: it wasn’t my brain because I didn’t have one and if I did it would be so small it wouldn’t show on an x-ray!
The Psychiatrist said: If it is my wife fault, she needs to take more pills!
When I ask our Senator, ( I don’t know what it was that he said?)
The milk Man said: It was the coffee!
My sister said: it must run in the Family!
The travel agent said: I need to take a trip!
The Governor wouldn’t give an answer! Said he would have to consult with the Mrs. Governor and maybe the answer man.
The fish finder said: No fish! and It wasn’t found on a map either.
The IRS said: who ever said that, has been saying some bad things about them also.
The Democrats said it was the Republicans and the Republicans, said it was the Democrats. The Independents said it must be that left wing group?
Obama said: health care will take care of everyone! Say “yes” to his bill!
The City of Rapid said: No No contender.
The Ducks on the pond said; witch way is south ?
The Postman got lost and UPS is helping with the search, he hasn’t been found yet! But they are looking for him!
The Police department said: You can’t do that, it a law!
My second floor neighbor said: You are being watched from above!
Her Cat said: Meow!
The Landlord said: by the first of the month or out you go!
The little girl said: Me first, Me first!
Who said: We need to make some adjustments?
The Blind Man said: I can see—I can see--- it is a miracle, I can see!
The Prostitute said: she was busy and didn’t have time to answer!
The Squirrel sat there and looked squirrely and ate nuts!
The Professor said: The brain from what? And a crowd gathered to Pray!
The Teacher wrote the problem on the blackboard for the students to answer!
A Holiday was given to Social Workers. And busses stopped running for an hour.
Add what you think to this list, $5.00, Cash American.
Holy Moly it’s “Ollie B Golly “
First Wife said: How can someone lose something that they never had!
Second Wife said: First Wife took it when she left. First Wife, No I didn’t!
The old Owl said: What was lost , Can anyone Remember? Does anyone know ?
Come on you guys, it’s not lost, I still have it right here.
Go Lose it…………………….. Who said that?
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It appears that some of you are questioning my mental health and mentality! When I ask my Dog, He replied; Who said that, there was some-thing wrong with your mind? (So, there are two of us that do not agree with that statement.)
The Pharmacist said: I wasn’t taking any medication that would cause this and if it did, he had a medication that would control it.
The physicist said: it didn’t add up that way for him.
The Physician said; It could be the food! or the Sugar foot syndrome.
The x-ray said: it wasn’t my brain because I didn’t have one and if I did it would be so small it wouldn’t show on an x-ray!
The Psychiatrist said: If it is my wife fault, she needs to take more pills!
When I ask our Senator, ( I don’t know what it was that he said?)
The milk Man said: It was the coffee!
My sister said: it must run in the Family!
The travel agent said: I need to take a trip!
The Governor wouldn’t give an answer! Said he would have to consult with the Mrs. Governor and maybe the answer man.
The fish finder said: No fish! and It wasn’t found on a map either.
The IRS said: who ever said that, has been saying some bad things about them also.
The Democrats said it was the Republicans and the Republicans, said it was the Democrats. The Independents said it must be that left wing group?
Obama said: health care will take care of everyone! Say “yes” to his bill!
The City of Rapid said: No No contender.
The Ducks on the pond said; witch way is south ?
The Postman got lost and UPS is helping with the search, he hasn’t been found yet! But they are looking for him!
The Police department said: You can’t do that, it a law!
My second floor neighbor said: You are being watched from above!
Her Cat said: Meow!
The Landlord said: by the first of the month or out you go!
The little girl said: Me first, Me first!
Who said: We need to make some adjustments?
The Blind Man said: I can see—I can see--- it is a miracle, I can see!
The Prostitute said: she was busy and didn’t have time to answer!
The Squirrel sat there and looked squirrely and ate nuts!
The Professor said: The brain from what? And a crowd gathered to Pray!
The Teacher wrote the problem on the blackboard for the students to answer!
A Holiday was given to Social Workers. And busses stopped running for an hour.
Add what you think to this list, $5.00, Cash American.
Holy Moly it’s “Ollie B Golly “
First Wife said: How can someone lose something that they never had!
Second Wife said: First Wife took it when she left. First Wife, No I didn’t!
The old Owl said: What was lost , Can anyone Remember? Does anyone know ?
Come on you guys, it’s not lost, I still have it right here.
Go Lose it…………………….. Who said that?
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Nov. 2009
Ben R.
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