A couple of items that didn’t make the last News Letter.
I was listening to some reports on what to expect for the coming year. While some things will appear to be better the economy will remain trouble some. Investments will yield less and prices will continue to raise. Interests rates will keep going up to an all time high and then drop only a small amount. Employment will remain as is. New business will increase, while larger ones will close down. The economy will remain unchanged, Bull Sh-t will sell for half price but cost more in the long run.
Health care will keep going up and new businesses will develop to help you eliminate that problem. Once all the necessary paper work is done, then you will need a doctor to sign the death certificate. Then you and ( he, she or it) will need the signature of a third party before it starts to enter the legal system and before it gets to the end, you will have died from old age!
My predictions will be unquestioned in case of my demise. You just can’t, kick a dead man when he is down, or could you? Yeah, you probably would!
It’s the first day of the year and we spent the morning watching the Rose Parade. That part of the parade with horses, was being followed by a trained group of professionals, called the Horse Patrol, that left the streets of Denver clean and spotless, before it was called to their attention, that the parade was in Pasadena Calif. Adjustments will be made in the future. Meanwhile People in Calif. will tiptoe across the streets in Pasadena.
This coming year and the years to follow, you will no longer have to listen to Political speeches, A new ear wax has been developed to block out all sounds of campaigning. But let yourself be warned, The cost of removing the ear wax will be high!
Cloud seeding will again become a large issue this coming year. Old Yeller, or Smart smeller, the Black ,feller who says he was born in, Hawaii , ( One of these is close ) has spoken, through a group of earth protesters and has told man, to stay out of his clouds or they will be zapped with a sharp volt or two.
Attention ladies, This group, has ladies shoes on sale! Mice and men are alerted to be careful, when walking alone. Those traps are loaded with more than cheese and crackers. It may smell good, but be-ware!
Breaking News, Flash. Light has been discovered in outer space. Which of you left the light on again? Attention all none serving and standing Politicians, you can still get that medication, it’s called “ Cyanide”! For those that still belong to the wrong party. Try the “American bath” and become a citizen of our country. Anyone that doesn’t understand the above. Take the road to the left and speed up before going around the corner. This day is Sunday, make plans for tomorrow which is Monday.
Gate five is now processing applications for travelers going up or down, those going east, west, north and south, those flights are still being delayed .
Let us warn you, there will be “NO Cooking” in the terminal, Chili is being served just out side of the main entrance, the winner of the contest will be available to greet you. “Congratulations Kringle”, you did it again! Who would have thought you could cook?
Miss used News.
By: Ben R.
1-3-2011
I was listening to some reports on what to expect for the coming year. While some things will appear to be better the economy will remain trouble some. Investments will yield less and prices will continue to raise. Interests rates will keep going up to an all time high and then drop only a small amount. Employment will remain as is. New business will increase, while larger ones will close down. The economy will remain unchanged, Bull Sh-t will sell for half price but cost more in the long run.
Health care will keep going up and new businesses will develop to help you eliminate that problem. Once all the necessary paper work is done, then you will need a doctor to sign the death certificate. Then you and ( he, she or it) will need the signature of a third party before it starts to enter the legal system and before it gets to the end, you will have died from old age!
My predictions will be unquestioned in case of my demise. You just can’t, kick a dead man when he is down, or could you? Yeah, you probably would!
It’s the first day of the year and we spent the morning watching the Rose Parade. That part of the parade with horses, was being followed by a trained group of professionals, called the Horse Patrol, that left the streets of Denver clean and spotless, before it was called to their attention, that the parade was in Pasadena Calif. Adjustments will be made in the future. Meanwhile People in Calif. will tiptoe across the streets in Pasadena.
This coming year and the years to follow, you will no longer have to listen to Political speeches, A new ear wax has been developed to block out all sounds of campaigning. But let yourself be warned, The cost of removing the ear wax will be high!
Cloud seeding will again become a large issue this coming year. Old Yeller, or Smart smeller, the Black ,feller who says he was born in, Hawaii , ( One of these is close ) has spoken, through a group of earth protesters and has told man, to stay out of his clouds or they will be zapped with a sharp volt or two.
Attention ladies, This group, has ladies shoes on sale! Mice and men are alerted to be careful, when walking alone. Those traps are loaded with more than cheese and crackers. It may smell good, but be-ware!
Breaking News, Flash. Light has been discovered in outer space. Which of you left the light on again? Attention all none serving and standing Politicians, you can still get that medication, it’s called “ Cyanide”! For those that still belong to the wrong party. Try the “American bath” and become a citizen of our country. Anyone that doesn’t understand the above. Take the road to the left and speed up before going around the corner. This day is Sunday, make plans for tomorrow which is Monday.
Gate five is now processing applications for travelers going up or down, those going east, west, north and south, those flights are still being delayed .
Let us warn you, there will be “NO Cooking” in the terminal, Chili is being served just out side of the main entrance, the winner of the contest will be available to greet you. “Congratulations Kringle”, you did it again! Who would have thought you could cook?
Miss used News.
By: Ben R.
1-3-2011
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