Will Heaven help those of us that need it? The old Devil has been hanging around for some time and the locks on our doors are not good. The Ants and the Bee’s are getting in and they work for the “D” one.
His assistant is setting on the edge of her bed with her feet firmly planted on the floor, and I wish I had of been better to her yesterday, for fear that there is some punishment in store for me today. But then, my mouth is always saying something when My tail should be wagging. Old Men never learn and young men do not listen.
My little dog licked my hand this morning, so he must love me! There is no one else in sight, so the big ”D’s” assistant and I will do battle all alone. “Hey”, can I win one this time ?
I tried to fix my own breakfast this morning, it is now resting in the garbage pail. It started off, looking like eggs and it turned green and a Smokey color, The smell was un-identifiable. The dog looked at, dropped his tail between his legs and scampered behind the chair. Now he refuses to come out. I even tried cheese with ham and that didn’t work. It wouldn’t be so bad, if he would just stop shaking and whining.
No company came yesterday, No one remembered “that it was the day to remember your parents.” I proclaim Sundays, to be Parents Visiting Day around the world.
Go ahead and smile, But just you wait until the day comes to read my will! You will be the one to get stuck with my burial expenses. Wel-fare gets all the money, according to the contract we had. The Yellow Ducks on the pond, get the estate, after you pay the taxes. Yes, it is true, what is said about will’s, they can be used as a lever or a weapon. But then, maybe you don’t understand that!
I myself, was a self made man, but I never had much to work with, Had to substitute a number of things and got most of them from a flee market. That’s where we found our marriage certificate. Some people say is isn’t a legal document, but it has worked for us, so far. I am a bit worried that it won’t hold up in a court of law, but who cares, we had a lot of fun exercising, with it, Haven’t had any exercise for a long-long time now! And I am not ready to start all over again at this age.
Once I asked a reprehensive from Heaven for some help and it was given, What troubles me is: When I left that place of business, A representative from the Big “D” handed me a bill, to be paid, before I could leave. I am sure you can understand , why I appear to be so confused .
By: Ben R.
July, 11, 2011
His assistant is setting on the edge of her bed with her feet firmly planted on the floor, and I wish I had of been better to her yesterday, for fear that there is some punishment in store for me today. But then, my mouth is always saying something when My tail should be wagging. Old Men never learn and young men do not listen.
My little dog licked my hand this morning, so he must love me! There is no one else in sight, so the big ”D’s” assistant and I will do battle all alone. “Hey”, can I win one this time ?
I tried to fix my own breakfast this morning, it is now resting in the garbage pail. It started off, looking like eggs and it turned green and a Smokey color, The smell was un-identifiable. The dog looked at, dropped his tail between his legs and scampered behind the chair. Now he refuses to come out. I even tried cheese with ham and that didn’t work. It wouldn’t be so bad, if he would just stop shaking and whining.
No company came yesterday, No one remembered “that it was the day to remember your parents.” I proclaim Sundays, to be Parents Visiting Day around the world.
Go ahead and smile, But just you wait until the day comes to read my will! You will be the one to get stuck with my burial expenses. Wel-fare gets all the money, according to the contract we had. The Yellow Ducks on the pond, get the estate, after you pay the taxes. Yes, it is true, what is said about will’s, they can be used as a lever or a weapon. But then, maybe you don’t understand that!
I myself, was a self made man, but I never had much to work with, Had to substitute a number of things and got most of them from a flee market. That’s where we found our marriage certificate. Some people say is isn’t a legal document, but it has worked for us, so far. I am a bit worried that it won’t hold up in a court of law, but who cares, we had a lot of fun exercising, with it, Haven’t had any exercise for a long-long time now! And I am not ready to start all over again at this age.
Once I asked a reprehensive from Heaven for some help and it was given, What troubles me is: When I left that place of business, A representative from the Big “D” handed me a bill, to be paid, before I could leave. I am sure you can understand , why I appear to be so confused .
By: Ben R.
July, 11, 2011
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