It has been reported that: Wild Rose wasn’t Irish. Many people have known her, but more have forgotten her. There are any number of reasons why! And I am not going to tell, no matter what you do to me. But I can tell you who to ask, and for a few dollar bills, they will sing you a song that has never been heard before.
It has been said: that her man was a nice guy, but he had a lot to learn and never took the time to do so. His Mother gave him a lot of advice, but it was thought to be old fashioned. As you all know, what was true back then is still true today. To start with, Rose had only one head, one neck. Everything else came in pairs. Well, maybe not everything!
We do not want to call your attention to the over hangs on the garage or that the chimney is falling apart. What she had, was well taken care of, a few years back and with a little water now and then, will keep the heat down. Flash fires start so easy and they are always hard to control!
Have you ever seen a super dooper pooper scooper, it was invented by Rose. You might say she was the first world pooper scooper upper. It came with a small supply of pet pooper bags. The cost was minimal until the demand got high, then the cost was beyond comprehension. They sold so fast, that production couldn’t keep up with sales.
That was how Rose managed to retire so young in life. Her sister and four cousins saw a good thing, and they all went to live with her. But she didn’t mind, she gave each a pooper scooper and rented them out. She collected all the money and gave each a small percentage of their earnings. Soon, they all quit and went home.
Rose sold that business and retired a second time. Now she spends at least six month of the year, on her one hundred & fifty foot vessel, called “The Dingy” She has a dozen people on board, that wait hand and foot on her. Her captain, is her three foot tall, look-a-like monkey and half brother, who was found in the Congo, some years ago. He had never been on a ship or at sea before. But he did have a clean uniform and a cute little cap. For every month they spent at sea, it would takes two months of trying to find their way back to port. They have been rescued more than once and sometimes twice while on the same cruse.
The only radio on board is a music channel only. Most of the time it can not be heard because of storms. One of the thirteen passengers on board is a Witch Doctor and five of the other seven are girls, from the other side of the tracks. One of that group, was the playmate of the year in 1940. Why ? Because she had straight seams in her stockings .
Pooper scoopers are a hard item to sell at sea, as customers are hard to find. But Rose is a hard worker and is not easily discouraged. She would stop ships at sea, board them, she would play to an audience of one or a hundred, it makes no difference to her. If there are no sales at the first show, it was followed by a second show.
Captain Monk was the most educated person on board. He was an honor student in kindergarten and had to quite school in the third grade and go to work to support his family, who were all crippled and handicapped, which was hard to do for a ten year old. The family once had a series “E” War bond, in the amount of $500.00, but the war ended and piece came, and the bond was no longer any good. So they were told!
I’ll bet you didn’t know that war bonds are no good in piece time! Oli bin Bomma, got another tone by you, while you were sleeping. It was on the same bill that said: Slaves are no longer allowed to own younger slaves or white children. Young female slaves can own older white men, and young white men can own cars but are not allowed to have a young dark woman in them at anytime. Plantations can only be owned by older white women, if cotton is the number one crop. Anyone that makes whisky or gin and can sit a horse, can have a title of Colonel !
Dogs and cats are still allowed to do what ever they want, any time and anywhere they want to do whatever it is they want to do! If you want a good life, be a dog or a cat! They don’t have to pay taxes or have any debts to pay. And if they do, they never pay any interest. How ever, cats and dogs do have to be a member of the Bunny Club and wear a white bushy tail and have a round rear ends.
By: Ben R.
It has been said: that her man was a nice guy, but he had a lot to learn and never took the time to do so. His Mother gave him a lot of advice, but it was thought to be old fashioned. As you all know, what was true back then is still true today. To start with, Rose had only one head, one neck. Everything else came in pairs. Well, maybe not everything!
We do not want to call your attention to the over hangs on the garage or that the chimney is falling apart. What she had, was well taken care of, a few years back and with a little water now and then, will keep the heat down. Flash fires start so easy and they are always hard to control!
Have you ever seen a super dooper pooper scooper, it was invented by Rose. You might say she was the first world pooper scooper upper. It came with a small supply of pet pooper bags. The cost was minimal until the demand got high, then the cost was beyond comprehension. They sold so fast, that production couldn’t keep up with sales.
That was how Rose managed to retire so young in life. Her sister and four cousins saw a good thing, and they all went to live with her. But she didn’t mind, she gave each a pooper scooper and rented them out. She collected all the money and gave each a small percentage of their earnings. Soon, they all quit and went home.
Rose sold that business and retired a second time. Now she spends at least six month of the year, on her one hundred & fifty foot vessel, called “The Dingy” She has a dozen people on board, that wait hand and foot on her. Her captain, is her three foot tall, look-a-like monkey and half brother, who was found in the Congo, some years ago. He had never been on a ship or at sea before. But he did have a clean uniform and a cute little cap. For every month they spent at sea, it would takes two months of trying to find their way back to port. They have been rescued more than once and sometimes twice while on the same cruse.
The only radio on board is a music channel only. Most of the time it can not be heard because of storms. One of the thirteen passengers on board is a Witch Doctor and five of the other seven are girls, from the other side of the tracks. One of that group, was the playmate of the year in 1940. Why ? Because she had straight seams in her stockings .
Pooper scoopers are a hard item to sell at sea, as customers are hard to find. But Rose is a hard worker and is not easily discouraged. She would stop ships at sea, board them, she would play to an audience of one or a hundred, it makes no difference to her. If there are no sales at the first show, it was followed by a second show.
Captain Monk was the most educated person on board. He was an honor student in kindergarten and had to quite school in the third grade and go to work to support his family, who were all crippled and handicapped, which was hard to do for a ten year old. The family once had a series “E” War bond, in the amount of $500.00, but the war ended and piece came, and the bond was no longer any good. So they were told!
I’ll bet you didn’t know that war bonds are no good in piece time! Oli bin Bomma, got another tone by you, while you were sleeping. It was on the same bill that said: Slaves are no longer allowed to own younger slaves or white children. Young female slaves can own older white men, and young white men can own cars but are not allowed to have a young dark woman in them at anytime. Plantations can only be owned by older white women, if cotton is the number one crop. Anyone that makes whisky or gin and can sit a horse, can have a title of Colonel !
Dogs and cats are still allowed to do what ever they want, any time and anywhere they want to do whatever it is they want to do! If you want a good life, be a dog or a cat! They don’t have to pay taxes or have any debts to pay. And if they do, they never pay any interest. How ever, cats and dogs do have to be a member of the Bunny Club and wear a white bushy tail and have a round rear ends.
By: Ben R.
Oct. 1, 2011
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