Sunday, December 18, 2011

" My Mix Master is Mulching "

By hand or by other processing techniques, what goes around, comes around and dumps the stuff on the spot marked with an X. From there it gets moved any number of times until it is used up. This is when you have to reorder and, As you know, the price goes up! Why? It is because this is the American way.

Columbus said the world was round in 1492 , but in 1832 his great- great grand son Columbo steered his ship in a straight line and wound up right back where he had started from. This was to confirm that his great-great grandfather was right.

The Queen welcomed Columbo Home and told him of the wonderful thing he had done for old ENGLAND. He had proved that the world was indeed round and she would reward him for this. She gave him a certificate, tied with a bright red ribbon. Columbus then ask, is this all I am going to get! She told Columbo to come forward and she put her arms around him and gave him a big hug, The Queen thought to herself, this man is greedy, he had better be careful or he will lose his head. Then the Queen gave a second hug to him and held him until he was as a deflated balloon, then the royal guard drug him off to quarters for a rest.

Several months later, the Queen sent for Columbo again. She said: she wanted him to do another favor for her. She said she would give him a new ship and wanted him to sail and find a new land, build a settlement there and fly the English flag,

Columbo said: I can not start a new settlement without women and children! The Queen said: I will give you the women and two will be from the Royal Family, as the Queen did not like them and you will have to make your own children on the way there!

A couple of months later, the ship had been loaded and was ready to sail. Columbo sailed to the west. After being at sea for three months, they came to a land called Florida and they went ashore, There, they were attacked by natives and had a few casualties but managed to get away.

Columbo again sailed south west and after many storms and rough seas, he was getting desperate, they were almost out of water and the food supplies had been used up. Then from the top of the mast, these words came, Land Ho!

They went ashore and found people there and the people said this land is called Japan. Columbo spent some time there and learned what he could. He learned that there was a very large land to the east that was unsettled, Once the ship was restocked with supplies, he sailed to the east where he encountered many storms and his ship was grounded on an Island. lives were saved and there was water, food, wild pigs and goats. The ship was taken apart and the material was salvaged to build homes. They called this Island Hon Huly .

That was about the time the first babies were being born. Columbo and his crew were so busy with the women, they never made any records of who was with whom. So they were all called Columbo babies. They grew and in time they all left the Island and migrated to many countries. This is why there are so many different cultures in the Oriental line. Is Obama English? Could he be one of them?

Hon Huly, invites you to come and visit their Island and they will make you feel at home. Hotel Columbo is a nice place to stay away from, it has bugs .

By: Ben R.
Dec. 28, 2011

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