Monday, June 18, 2012

"Everything you wanted to know"

If there is anything that you want to know about Love between a Boy and a Girl, on kissing, hugging and squeezing , petting, getting naked, and who should do what, and when? “Well Don’t ask me”, cause I don’t know!

I can tell you that a girl with money doesn’t give herself away freely, where the girl without money, works an open market, “like for a dinner or a show, Maybe” It’s called a Date! Some try to pay their share for the cost of the date.

I can tell you that not all women are witches, good or bad, from the North or the South, some have a natural talent and don’t need to practice witchcraft.

I have had to pay for what I have gotten, from that first day when, “I said I do.” If you have been up and down the old path a few times, you will know that nothing in life is free.

A Dog that bites cost the same, and looks just like a Dog that don’t bite. How ever shoes have a left one and a right one and they are not reversible. I would buy socks that will fit on either foot. That is if I were to buy socks. Then, there is no need to find out which one goes to which foot. The one, I am married to, knows more about that stuff than I do. She is also an expert on underwear, among other things. I work, eat, & sleep and remember to say Yes Dear. Softly!

Income, is in my department and out go, or spending, is her department. She claims to have that down in black & white and notarized. There is no 50/50 stuff in marriage, If your wife is a gentle person,” you know tiny and only 105 lbs”. You may be able to bully her and get a 48 to 52 agreement, in her favor of course, But most of the time You don’t get anything.

If we men were smart, we would have six seven or more wives, with each having a good job, working six days a week with no two having the same day off. Than we could do as man was meant to do, “Rule!” I realize that is a new word for you, The word “Rule” means you would be in charge! You would even have something to say about what to name your children. This power is usually given to her Mom and Dad or someone on her side of the family.

What I don’t know, you can find written down in a books somewhere in a library, if you are brave enough to go there. A Women’s organisation, runs a club called, “The Cotton Mouth Club” They also run all the Libraries.

Never let yourself be called to appear in front of them, “They are Poison” They also members of the I R S. and your only chance to win, is to plead Guilty at the start. A man with no fingers on his hand can count those who have won, by counting the fingers on this hand.

Did I mention that I love my wife? I love all women, yours mine and the Mother in law. “Hell”, I even Love your Mother in-law! And your cousin Maryann.

Any kind of insurance you can get, is worth having. Hey, I am my own man and am free to do what I want. She just told me we are having visitors and if they should ask me a question, I should look to her, and she will indicate if I should answer it or not. If not she will answer it. If she does let me talk, I am to say what she would say!

Yes, I am a free man. I can go where I want, “with her permission”, say what I want to say, “after she tells me what that is”. No I am not afraid of her or of what she might do. It’s what she won’t do that troubles me! All of these were designed to punish me and me alone. And there is no time limit for any of them. They last until she decides to stop them.

Yes God, it’s true, I don’t know what happened, I was standing there in the living room and the next thing I knew, I was floating around out here in Space. Can you help me? What can I do? How can one do that?

No, I didn’t read the book, I was waiting for the movie. “No” , “ No”, don’t send me back there! Just one more chance please?

Hi, My name is Ben, Can I hang out here for a while? Can we be friends?

By: Ben R.

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