( Miss Piggy; ) It’s a Wolf, a Wolf, It’s the Big Bad Wolfe, What should I do? He is going to break the door down, Oh what can I do, she cried?
( Porky says:) Tell him that “Red is not here”
( Porky says:) Tell him that “Red is not here”
He is breathing really hard like he was running from something, but from what? ( cried Miss Piggy.) Now he is trying to climb to the roof. What could be after him?
( Porky;) When a wolf runs. That could mean only one thing, there is a female involved somehow.
The Wolf has gotten up on the roof and is hiding behind the chimney, the wolf is watching the road.
( Miss Piggy:) Who could that be, that is making so much dust coming down the road, so fast.
( Porky) Yes, it’s a female Wolf, and she has fire in her eyes.
The female Wolf is now up on the porch and knocking on the door, “Bam Bam” , she is demanding to know if that wolf is here. I attempt to tell her that I haven’t seen him and I don’t like telling lies, but she demands that we let her search the house. Once this is done and she will be satisfied that he is not here, she is going down the road and carrying her big guns. (Note: All Female wolf’s, of to day, carry guns in their bags.)
(Miss Piggy:) But the Wolf is still hiding on the roof, what can we do?
( Porky) let’s build a fire in the fire place so he doesn’t come down the chimney.
( Miss Piggy:) But I don’t have any matches!
(Porky:) Then rub two sticks together.
(Miss Piggy:) what good will that do?
(Porky:) That is the way Indians start fires.
( Porky;) When a wolf runs. That could mean only one thing, there is a female involved somehow.
The Wolf has gotten up on the roof and is hiding behind the chimney, the wolf is watching the road.
( Miss Piggy:) Who could that be, that is making so much dust coming down the road, so fast.
( Porky) Yes, it’s a female Wolf, and she has fire in her eyes.
The female Wolf is now up on the porch and knocking on the door, “Bam Bam” , she is demanding to know if that wolf is here. I attempt to tell her that I haven’t seen him and I don’t like telling lies, but she demands that we let her search the house. Once this is done and she will be satisfied that he is not here, she is going down the road and carrying her big guns. (Note: All Female wolf’s, of to day, carry guns in their bags.)
(Miss Piggy:) But the Wolf is still hiding on the roof, what can we do?
( Porky) let’s build a fire in the fire place so he doesn’t come down the chimney.
( Miss Piggy:) But I don’t have any matches!
(Porky:) Then rub two sticks together.
(Miss Piggy:) what good will that do?
(Porky:) That is the way Indians start fires.
(Miss Piggy:) But the Wolf will, Stop stop! cries porky, you are driving me nuts,
( Miss Piggy:) speaking of driving, I forgot to take the keys out of the car and the Wolf will take it!
( Porky) He won’t get far, there is no gas left in it!
(Miss Piggy) Should we phone the police?
(Porky) We don’t have a phone!
(Miss Piggy) What can we do?
(Porky) why don’t you set down and write him a letter,
(Miss Piggy) Okay I’ll do that!
(Miss Piggy) do you know the policemans name?
(Porky) just send it to Bull Titeass.
That was when they heard the big “ thump”, when the Wolf fell from the roof.
(Miss Piggy) Oh that poor- poor Wolf!
(Porky) Yup, looks like he is all done in!
(Miss Piggy) What can we do now” (Porky) can you still see that Female going down the road?
(Miss Piggy) No!.... (Porky) well then change the address on that letter.
(Porky) I think I’ll go home now!
(Miss Piggy) Oh Porky, can’t you stay a while longer, Please……
By; Ben R.
( Porky) He won’t get far, there is no gas left in it!
(Miss Piggy) Should we phone the police?
(Porky) We don’t have a phone!
(Miss Piggy) What can we do?
(Porky) why don’t you set down and write him a letter,
(Miss Piggy) Okay I’ll do that!
(Miss Piggy) do you know the policemans name?
(Porky) just send it to Bull Titeass.
That was when they heard the big “ thump”, when the Wolf fell from the roof.
(Miss Piggy) Oh that poor- poor Wolf!
(Porky) Yup, looks like he is all done in!
(Miss Piggy) What can we do now” (Porky) can you still see that Female going down the road?
(Miss Piggy) No!.... (Porky) well then change the address on that letter.
(Porky) I think I’ll go home now!
(Miss Piggy) Oh Porky, can’t you stay a while longer, Please……
By; Ben R.
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