Something found inside a hollow log,
The first thing to come out, had black circles around it’s eyes. It went passed me like a missile with a burning tail. Next I heard a mean sounding growl and waited, but nothing came. I found a stick and was beating on this hollow log and got an answer from someone beating on another hollow log, a long ways off.
Then someone said; What the hell are you doing, that is a Bears winter den for sleep. If that Bear comes out of there, he or she will chase you until you drop. Then they will tear you from one end to the other. Thinking about that, I took out my little piano board and started to play sleepy time music, hoping that it would put the Bear back to sleep.
When I woke the following morning, I was in a hospital bed. Covered with bandages from one end to the other and ropes tied to my legs and arms and one around my neck. My first question was, what happened and some guy said: the bear never went back to sleep. Lucky for you, your girl friend was there and when she saw that bear, she decided she wanted a fur coat and the bear had to stop mulling you around and make a run for it’s own life.
The Bear had a running lead on her, so he just may make it to safe ground. Meanwhile, back at the hollow log, a number of critters were coming out and making their escape. Then something, no one could name, showed it’s self and everyone held their breath, as nothing like it had ever been seen in these woods before. It had on a Mink coat and long blonde hair and there is nothing else in the world that can walk and wiggle like that. It’s eyes were only half open and it’s lips were a bright red in color and boy, did it ever smell good.
Someone said it is called a Monroe doll, like those found in Maryland. It was inflated like a balloon. Who ever she belonged too, must still be inside the hollow log. He finally came out and it was Bill Clinton with a big smile on his face and he said: I ain't never seen that doll before. And Nixon was right behind him and replied: “”Yeah Sure!”” That was when Monica spoke up and said, That’s true, I was there all the time.
A big snake with all her young ones, came out next. They all went off into the grass and disappeared. A chip monk and a couple of squirrels put in an appearance and had a few words to say and then off they went.
I am not sure if there were any other animals in that log. We shined a spot light in the other end while the other person looked in the far end, couldn’t see a thing and it took the light beam, ten to fifteen to minutes, to make it through the log before we could see it !
We all agreed, this needed to be investigated farther. It was measured and tested for a number of thing and before we finished, it started to make a humming sound and rose up off the ground and flew away.
Now what kind of a bird could do that? The ground where it had laid, was dry and scorched. Old Bill C. must have really been over heated in there! That just goes to prove that two lovers at the same time, is more than some men can handle!
The first thing to come out, had black circles around it’s eyes. It went passed me like a missile with a burning tail. Next I heard a mean sounding growl and waited, but nothing came. I found a stick and was beating on this hollow log and got an answer from someone beating on another hollow log, a long ways off.
Then someone said; What the hell are you doing, that is a Bears winter den for sleep. If that Bear comes out of there, he or she will chase you until you drop. Then they will tear you from one end to the other. Thinking about that, I took out my little piano board and started to play sleepy time music, hoping that it would put the Bear back to sleep.
When I woke the following morning, I was in a hospital bed. Covered with bandages from one end to the other and ropes tied to my legs and arms and one around my neck. My first question was, what happened and some guy said: the bear never went back to sleep. Lucky for you, your girl friend was there and when she saw that bear, she decided she wanted a fur coat and the bear had to stop mulling you around and make a run for it’s own life.
The Bear had a running lead on her, so he just may make it to safe ground. Meanwhile, back at the hollow log, a number of critters were coming out and making their escape. Then something, no one could name, showed it’s self and everyone held their breath, as nothing like it had ever been seen in these woods before. It had on a Mink coat and long blonde hair and there is nothing else in the world that can walk and wiggle like that. It’s eyes were only half open and it’s lips were a bright red in color and boy, did it ever smell good.
Someone said it is called a Monroe doll, like those found in Maryland. It was inflated like a balloon. Who ever she belonged too, must still be inside the hollow log. He finally came out and it was Bill Clinton with a big smile on his face and he said: I ain't never seen that doll before. And Nixon was right behind him and replied: “”Yeah Sure!”” That was when Monica spoke up and said, That’s true, I was there all the time.
A big snake with all her young ones, came out next. They all went off into the grass and disappeared. A chip monk and a couple of squirrels put in an appearance and had a few words to say and then off they went.
I am not sure if there were any other animals in that log. We shined a spot light in the other end while the other person looked in the far end, couldn’t see a thing and it took the light beam, ten to fifteen to minutes, to make it through the log before we could see it !
We all agreed, this needed to be investigated farther. It was measured and tested for a number of thing and before we finished, it started to make a humming sound and rose up off the ground and flew away.
Now what kind of a bird could do that? The ground where it had laid, was dry and scorched. Old Bill C. must have really been over heated in there! That just goes to prove that two lovers at the same time, is more than some men can handle!
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Spicy Ice is not for making your drinks cold and it is not for temperature control. But you will find that there are no insects around when you eat a picnic lunch.
Hello Kaymo Sawbe, this is Tonto, where are you? Me woke you gone, Who cook breakfast? Your turn. Tonto no drink coffee, he drink medicine man tonic. Good stuff, make you never cry again.
Squawcuchea, strong!
By: Ben R.
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