Don't ask me

Don’t Ask me,

Ask your Doctor , your Lawyer or your clergyman.  One of them should have an answer for you. If not, who else, could have an answer for you! One has to remember that not all questions have an answer. You can find people with any number of theories on questions asked.  Perhaps (SANTA) the “Social American National Training Academe”. Maybe they could find an answer for you.

The question of, “What came first,” The chicken or the egg, a search for that, question, has been going on, longer than I have been around.  Once the question for who was right or wrong, Man or Woman, and it was decided by 100 % of all women that the woman was right. There are some things that you just can’t argue with. It is all in knowing your place to start with and staying there!

When a pet decides to stay closer to the women, than the man, that tells you that she something better, to bribe the pet with. If a police car stops a women for driving too fast, she can smile at him and can or usually gets off  free with no ticket. If a man is stopped, and he smiles at the policeman, he get’s the book thrown at him!  And they say there is justice in every one.

A little wiggle when a girl walks, can catch more, than a man hiding in the bushes.  Or is it that, a bird in hand is better than two in the bush? The Chinese have so many proverbs, that they always has something to say, about something.

If I may ask, Do you know Homer? He is not Chinese, he is one of them short people the live deep in the rain forests, The ones that know how to shrink a head?  The un-friendly ones. I have always wondered where they got those big-big cast iron cooking pots, that they use to cook people in! Now there is a question that needs answering.

I know where my money comes from.  My question is, where does it go after it has been sent to my bank account. Homer says; one should not have a Bank account, he uses a tin can and buries the can in the ground. He always forgets where, but no matter where he digs, he usually finds a can with money in it.

For me, my memory is so bad, I can’t remember of ever burying a can in the ground or even having money to put in one.  Now I have forgotten what your question was, you did have a question didn’t you ? I know there have been books written with all the answers to questions, but why hasn’t someone written a book with all the questions.

If I were you, I would deny everything, or act dumb and if that don’t work, Pray and Plea-bargain !!

Oct. 15,2012

By: Ben R. ♫