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Grumble, Grumble,

Little did I know, that Old Grumpy could take a bad morning and turn it into a full day, than a week, then a month, and on to a year and it would soon become a way of life.

Bitch, Bitch, Nag, Nag, Gripe, gripe from morning to night and the earth shook and Hell moved from underground to the surface. Life had ended for many reasons. Right was turned wrong, up is now down, what was mine is now hers. Some of the things, that used to belong to us, now it is all being evaluated and those things that are worthless are mine and anything of value is sold for cash and the money is deposited into a new account, for hers.

My half of Our home has been given to the bank and it is called a reverse mortgage. So when ever she needs more money, than she has in her account, she can borrow money from the bank and it doesn’t have to be paid back. In other words, she gave the house away.

My old car wasn’t even worth a hundred dollars, so I got to keep it, so I have a place to keep my suite case and medications. I had to sneak my pillow and a blanket out of that shed. When I need a shower, I just drive through a car wash with my windows down. 

I had two pair of shoes and one pair was new, she gave them to an old boy friend. His feet were a bigger than mine and I hope the shoes hurt his feet!  The Good will People came and took everything that was in my closet, She didn’t remember, but two thirds of the stuff in there, was hers. ♪

I have informed all the credit card companies and places where I owed money, That I was deceased and I even put a piece in the news paper, of my death. Now they are trying to collect from her!~ Happy days ?♫.

I no longer have any Grandchildren, they all belong to her. She has all the money and they are all in her will.  My friends don’t know if they should say Hello or Hi, to me, for fear they will make her mad at them.

When we put new carpet in the living room, I could no longer use the front door and I had to stay out of the living room. She said if  I walked on the carpet it would cause the nap lay flat.

I had to use the back door and it was a good thing that I could get to the bath room from the kitchen, I was sleeping in the shed and it didn’t have lights or a bath room.

The back door was locked at 8:00 p.m., so I had to use the can before that. We had an thousand dollar washing machine and eight hundred dollar dryer in the basement, but I still had to take my laundry to the laundry matt.

At one time, I was eating at home in the kitchen, then she started asking if I thought this was a restaurant ?  I  really don’t mind eating at the chat and chew, the food is better there. And there wasn’t any griping to listen to. I have met some new friends there, Some have the same problem that I did. Several of us are planning a trip to the Bahamas together. ♫ I can hardly wait, a real vacation ? after forty years of going to see her mother and her sister.

Hey, I think I have found a way to break that curse! The one, where you say “I Do” Thank God, she now belongs to the I. R. S. and her Lawyer…

Having Freedom is really precious, so don’t through it away, stay single and live! ♫

Not me, This is from a friend, “me”.

Oct. 26, 2012

By; Ben R.