"Let's listen to some Music"

Where’s the box? Okay, which one of you ate the music box, it was right here a minute ago, Was it you Billy goat?  George, you wouldn’t eat something like that, would you. Al Gator, you have been known to snatch things away when no one was looking, which one of you has it?

Okay, we will do it the hard way, off we go, to the Lab for an x-ray, and guess what, You each get to pay for your own x-rays. Wait a minute, let me listen to your stomach with my stethoscope before we go for the x-ray. Your first Al, Al did you eat my train? I thought I heard a whistle blowing, but now I don’t hear it, I’ll come back to you later.

Billy, There is so damn much noise going on inside your belly, I can’t tell what I am hearing. George, what do you have in your hands, “No-no”, that is not some thing to eat, it is called a music box. Will you ever be able to understand anything? You just can’t keep picking up stuff and trying to eat it. Your stomach won’t digest all that stuff! Oh, I am sorry George, I forgot, you don’t have a brain. But I think I know where the key to wind up your spring is. Billy, let me listen to your stomach again!

I’ll bet if we opened up your stomach, we would find enough hardware to open a store. Now where did that stethoscope go, I just had it in my hand, Al, what is that hanging out of you jaw’s, that’s part of the stethoscope, come on, spit it out and go lay down in your pool.

Has anyone seen Jack the Jumper, he was suppose to be here at eight o’clock sharp. I knew if I let him borrow the car, he would be late getting it back. It serves me right, I knew better than to let him use it. You just can’t believe anything a Monkey says !

Hello Sergeant, I don’t suppose anyone at the police station, can tell me anything about Jack the Monkey, or my car, can you? What?, he has had an accident and my car is what? The whole thing? Nothing can be salvaged, a total loss!

Where is Jack?, in jail for doing what?, all six of them? For attempted murder of the captain.  I don’t believe it! Not Jack the Jumper, he wouldn’t, you say he did! I still don’t believe it. What was that you said about girls? On the street, they were doing what? Naw, I don’t believe that either! Not two at a time and they are all happy?

Is that why the singing is going on? Oh! from eating happy meals from McDonalds, you say!  Who is paying for that? The City, Oh they are all in jail. Is Jack in a cell by himself?

Are you asking me to put up the bond for Jack, “NO WAY” He is yours, you keep him and when you are tired of him, take him back to the zoo.

Do the girls need a bond? How much? You tell them they will have to stay at my place and under covers. I’ll be right down to get them!♫ ♪ ♪♫===♪♪

Oct. 27, 2012

By Ben R. ☺