"Monsters on the lose"

Attention to all “Ladies of the evening, Dolls for dollars or fun free girls!

Go ahead and do those things if you must, but if you should happen to get pregnant while having your fun, remember this. If you give birth to something that has a tail, two legs, four arms and wings, and if it smiles at you right after birth, Get a wooden stake and drive it through it’s heart.

Be careful not to get any of the blood on your skin, if you do it will make you look like a two hundred year old prune that has been dead for the past one hundred and twenty years,

Yes there really is something that looks like what, I have said above. On Halloween night, you had better peek out your window before opening your door. I thought people were only kidding me! But it came in, and it had a cast iron kittle boiling away. Can’t tell you what all was in it, but I did see some dead mice and some bats along with roots and bark from a tree. There were also some lizards trying to find a place to hide.

The smell is really bad, and I am not sure what to call him or her, so I just say “a Witch”.  But whatever it was, it was busy stirring that kettle. It would put it’s nose  over the pot every now and then, to smell of it, and the tip of the nose grew down-wards and the hair in the nose grew and was tangled. The wart on the end of the nose hasn’t appeared to have grown any!  

Both cats have disappeared and haven’t been seen.  The eyes on the gold fish are as big as quarters  and several of them are just laying on the bottom. Only one small fish has been found floating on the surface. This continued until almost Thanks-giving day, and then disappeared. 

A few nights ago, I woke, thinking I heard someone humming, The moon was full and it was damp and misty outside, Animals around the town were howling and it gave one an eerie and weird feeling. I got up and turned a light switch on and nothing happened. I found a candle and lit it, Then I walked out in to the living room with candle in hand as the flame was flickering. Something up high with bright green eyes was watching me. There in a rocking chair, sat this frightening thing.  It was the same as last year.

It flew at me and I ducked, to the floor, My hair was standing on end and my mouth was open wider that it had ever been before. I had to be that way, to let that scream come out. I never made it to the bath room in time, now I had to shower and clean myself up. I came out of the bathroom and the lights were once again working.

That thing, that was in the chair, was gone but the rocking chair was still rocking, than it disappeared and was followed by the broom and the cast iron kettle. It wasn’t until that last piece of pumpkin pie was eaten, before everything was back to normal. 

Yes, there really are strange thing going on, at this time of the year. If the young really knew, they would never go from door to door, asking for treats. Do you know how many parents disappear and are never seen again on Halloween night?

That night, when I went to bed, there she was, looking as innocent as a new born baby, then I felt a bite on my neck and that was it. There is nothing more to tell!

Treats are for the little kids, Old men die or are made single. Old women play tricks!

Oct. 31, 2012

By; Ben R. ?